Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, while having a bad dream, I went to punch a bully in the face. Mid-swing I wake up and punch the solid concrete wall to my basement bedroom FML
Today, I had a dream where I was fighting a robber who had broken into my house. I was throwing a lot of kicks in the dream, and this apparently resulted in me kicking my feet in real life as well. I figured this out when my cat started attacking my feet, abruptly waking me up at 2AM. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
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Top comments
theninja1800 11
Sounds like you got... Self served. *YEAHHHHHHH*
SuperSofie 23
Ace!
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Comments (70)
worldclassrager 41
Forty love match point...an ace OP wins the wimbilton!
NightHawk387 22
It's Wimbledon. Sorry, but the tennis fan in me could not let that one go.
worldclassrager 41
I understand I googled it and still my spelling was off so it didn't come up...thanks for the correction...I'll hopefully get it right for now on...
Gho5tk3y 17
Winning all the way, good job.
FrankHotpants 31
Game set face
jw90 18
That's your new alarm clock OP
ilovefoooood 4
How do you guys come up with all these smartass comments .
Chumbowamba 10
When some of us wake up we get in the shower using water from Norris Hot Springs, Put on clothing made from the hide of a leviathan. Have a golden apple and ambrosia for breakfast. Then we walk into our thrones with our computers and then.. just talk. Hope this helped.
ilovefoooood 4
Haha perfect
Pancakes017 19
At least you know you'd be good if you tried in real life.
Jemm_fml 29
FORE!... oh wait, wrong ball
dodgerXyz 11
Those moments when your happy you don't have a wife...
olpally 33
Easy there nadal! Lol.
ifavela89 13
sounds like you won at least sweet dreams