Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
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xXSweetNightmare 0
haha, wow
Goaliebeast 0
you fail
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xXSweetNightmare 0
haha, wow
kitkat427 0
Dreaming about peeing?...
Ms_Jessie22 8
You must not have very good bladder control.
nosajb23_fml 0
haha I like how u were like "haha" like it was funny then u were like "wow" like u were amazed but bcuz it came after the "haha" the "wow was actually like " I can't beleive u did that teehee" :)
TheGuyPersonDude 0
and were u peeing everywhere this whole time?
blindyblonde13 0
i dont quite understand this but i still laughed(:
kidsanchez1 4
see this is why you pee before going to bed
epoh_fml 0
I haven't had a dream like that since I was a kid :/
2hoesNaBagel 0
how'd you wake up peeing but not wet the bed?
theking12369 0
it got on his pants/boxers probably
Diannaa 0
Wow I had falling dreams but never peeing ones.
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
22 - did you get my money ready?
Snugglez 0
That's terrible but I still laughed hehe.
omgtacos 0
31 it's a girl... and wasn't this posted like 3 days ago?
clanceyrocks11 0
YDI it for sleeping with your fiance before you wed.
FMLhockeyNHL 0
haha that sucks
Day_Dreams 0
Man I've never had a dream like that....
Seantizzle 0
I do the same thing sometimes... except the slapping fiancé thing XD
kidsanchez1 4
this is a womens version of wet dream
rohosoccer08 1
... I used to have dreams like that... I'd be swimming or whatever, but it was when I was like 8
kidsanchez1 4
this is a womens version of a wet dream
Diannaa 0
lol 61 :P
racerapj 10
haha 61 win. Anyways I've only had this once but have many falling dreams
tnfan5594 0
yeah I'm gonna have to agree with msjessies point
iSwag 0
those dreams suck! it's like you're dreaming and you have to pee in the dream and you can't wake up. you're whole dream is about you trying to find somewhere to pee and then you finally do...and it turns out you peed in real life as well...it really sucks
Diannaa 0
That sounds bad, is that why kids wet the bed?
autumn16 0
that what I'm watchin.. the are both horrible though
hott15 0
I moderated this.. I thought it was funny.
thatfeelsright 0
it wuld be more funny if you pissed on ur fiancée
sammiller4 3
oli sykes <3
mattman1994 0
just wanted an excuse to slap the fiancée... whatever helps you sleep at night I guess
hottieluver 0
are u still going to marry him op
kevin123456789_fml 0
38 your very beautiful
deathcab7 0
haha this is kinda funnny
mazuma 0
I remember once I had a dream that I was in my 4th grade classroom and me an my friend were peeing in urinals at the front in front of everybody. then I woke up and I wet the bed, but that was a long time ago.
tienjt 3
No one else seems to have noticed that OP spelled "accidentally" wrong. :p
gasbreakdipdip 0
Ima pee in ur moulth
RODEOqueen 0
Is 106 playing with their nipple?... :/
120796gators 0
152 it's cuz there not Asian like u jkjk Asians r cool
DenvaaThuggets 0
Yea this FML doesn't make very much sense . To me at least .
robdoggstge 0
hahaha, wow lol sorry nice comment analyzing that other comment tho... made me laugh
Anonnamus 0
I don't get it. Do you have slow pee?
popatia 0
200 will you merry me?
Rape_Dungeon 0
Uh oh banana time
boy_scout_of_dea 0
shut up sex before marrige iz awesum
LilAfo 4
epoh - you're soooo pretty :)
jpest17 5
what was he doing there???
Sergio0514 0
those are his naughty dreams hahaha
jackbauer69_fml 0
197 you're so beautiful! like wow.
Nolwen_fml 0
those dreams sucks!!! You can never find a toilet in your dream or when you sit on the toilet, its not coming out.. At least I always wake up before I pee in my bed.. That would be terrible at 23 years old..
doodleluv 0
hog
xXSweetNightmare 0
16- haha, I was more saying 'wow' like as in, 'epic fail* xD
xXSweetNightmare 0
95- Uhmm, Samantha S? O_O
Jmoney1755 0
14 a cutie :)
Goaliebeast 0
you fail
lizzilla8297 2
haha
wreckem881 0
oh man that is some foreign country craziness!!
GeekMaster6000 3
Did you pee on her?
kdog333 1
its a chick bro
worldclassrager 41
Fiancée-female Fiancé- male
gabyta 1
hahaha!! lmfao..
Raleigh_bruh 7
You mam are hilarious (:
Raleigh_bruh 7
It was to me :P.
Diannaa 0
Where did my comment goo,
sabatical 0
bwahaha!!
Stevie_87 0
epic
sourgirl101 29
When ever I see the word "Epic" written I always end up singing Faith No More's song in my head.
knibbsy 4
But what is it?
lilsexy1993 0
wow!!! fyl
xXSweetNightmare 0
I'm first?! Whoot. xD But seriously, epic fail on your part OP. Who dreams about peeing..?
autumn16 0
number 8? your an idiot if yu think 8 means #1
autumn16 0
haha that's very strange
Sun_Kissed18 25
Haha thats not a great start to the day :P at least you didn't wet the bed
FMLhockeyNHL 0
you got a nice rack
krinkles83 0
LOL
Blacklynx 0
Ugh i hate that... fyl
worldclassrager 41
How long have you been engaged 11?