Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML
Today, after spending $850 on having our siding, roof and windows powerwashed, a 5-minute storm blew the siding clear off the house. FML
Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
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g_ayvel 11
Yeah I don't think the satellite dish is the worst of your problems right now
Buttsexpirate 9
Even the wind was like "I've warned you countless times to get cable but you just didn't listen. Oh it's on now" haha.
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Comments (89)
nahgemoohc 17
The Wind, the Ripper...
HahaHokayThen 10
DirectTV is where it's atttttt
evilscorpi 29
no either verizon, comcast, anything that does not contain a satellite
teague95 16
Fios mothercluckers, available in select areas me being in said areas FTW!
Pelreskovich 11
Comcast. Lol.. No.
DeboDaGreat 3
Damn wind!
llamafish 25
I think it was screwed in a bit too well...
OffToTheGayBar 9
You're in more than one area? Congrats on being a ninja.
Drigr 9
Next time don't screw it in so well, then when you loose the dish, you still keep the wall.
gojira666 7
Tim taylor strikes again
hockeydominatorc 0
You all you guys up there^ Netflix is where it's at!
AceArctic 4
42 - Top Ten things that I have never heard from a girl.
llamafish 25
I'm sorry, would you like me to make a joke attacking your sex life and the size of your dick?
JonnyGoldsmithXX 0
My neighbors had the same problem last week and the wind blew the satellite right in to our house -_-
DeadxManxWalking 27
Free TV though.
thacar 1
f 3s life
xMiss_Maggot 7
wow thats sux samething happen to my grandpa
OffToTheGayBar 9
So much for your literacy policies, eh, Barry O.?
tookie12345 7
I guess no tv for you for a long time...
g_ayvel 11
Yeah I don't think the satellite dish is the worst of your problems right now
MetalxSoldier 26
Thats what you get for screwing the wind's satellite dish on the side of your house. I mean how would you feel?
Buttsexpirate 9
Even the wind was like "I've warned you countless times to get cable but you just didn't listen. Oh it's on now" haha.
DarkNinja12 5
Well **** satellite and cable read a goddamn book. Lol
perdix 31
Well. It doesn't matter how WELL you've screwed. . . It wasn't the wind that did the damage, it was the Grammar Gestapo!
thiscrazything 1
Well, that's well and good.
perdix 31
Well, I hope I didn't go to the well once too often. Farewell.
perdix 31
Ironically, the OP got the dish to see the Shakespeare Channel's production of "All's Well That Ends Well."
YaboyVinnie 21
What a rip-off.
clm123455 14
Literally.
Danny0522 8
I'm sorry, but you failed at trying to make a sarcastic joke. This was painful to read.