Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML
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Top comments
mintcar 10
You were " seeing " her for a month. That doesn't mean you were in a relationship. You probably wanted to take thing slow and I'm sorry it ended the way it did. FYL, but next time make sure you communicate.
mopar309 2
I pity the fool...
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Comments (55)
dudeitsdanny 10
There's always signs that there's someone else in the running, but most of us are too blind to see it when it's happening to us. Even when it's someone's ginger pubes in her mouth, when we're clearly not. OP- I guess the date was so bad she actually made up her mind. Or the other guy was upfront first. But I won't say YDI, because you got played and it wasn't your fault. I have a soft spot for guys who fall victim to girls like this.
FTWisRIGHT 0
He's a troll, doc. LOL.
piiing 0
aww :(
LittleMonsterSam 5
Oh the irony.
FarSide 23
Look at the bright side. If you are going to fail, then fail fast.
bossybella 0
lol. oh noo :/
Barbourino 0
Guess she's not your girlfriend
PrettyBoy_Jayy 0
damn that just sucks! -_- pity is bad soo no pity
Lauraaaaax94 0
was it in a relationship with a guy or a girl? ;) cos girls sometimes do that
Hughmadd 0
@44: Seeing how the FML starts with "I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month", I'd take it it was a girl
rbarnette10 0
same shit happened to me a couple weeks ago! **** bitches