Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML
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mintcar 10
You were " seeing " her for a month. That doesn't mean you were in a relationship. You probably wanted to take thing slow and I'm sorry it ended the way it did. FYL, but next time make sure you communicate.
mopar309 2
I pity the fool...
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Comments (55)
pengin 13
Aww I'm so sorry for you :((( Same thing just happened to me a few weeks ago-- and I'm a girl. What's even sadder, the guy started contact/ interest in me and was relentless. For a few months we were chatting and hung out etc, getting closer (I'm quite weary of guys) & started to like him-- then BOOM he did that :/ It was basically "WTF dumbass" moment x.x
Felling 14
The exact same thing happened to me as well a few months ago.. :c
anettes 7
aw. I'm sorry.
onrk1234 0
Man this acctually happen to me...hope were not talking about the same girl x/ but ive been talking to the girl for 3 years,2 of which she had a boyfriend, and she needed time to recover for the relationship....then i moved away and still talk to her a lot then out of the blue BAM she goes out with a guy she hasent met in person AND IS IN THE SAME STATE AS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!FML
chels21 0
So sorry that happened. You are probably a good guy too. Just don't lose faith, not every single girl is like that. I'm a girl, and I wouldn't even come close to doin anything like that. You don't her anyway. You don't need someone like that. Keep lookin, she's out there.
KingoPersia 0
Happened to me too. It pissed me off and she STILL tried to IM me as if we were never dating in the first place...
RAUN 8
Do you want a relationship with a girl going out with other guys when she is in a relationship with you. You got the better deal than that other guy.
Justin23L 2
Jeez, somebody is in a mood today...