Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife Facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
Today, I heard my ex, the woman I am still in love with and want to get back together with, say she had sex with her boyfriend this morning. It affected me so bad, I started getting physically ill. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
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Top comments
aseq94 0
call the police on them for disturbing the peace !
toelie 26
Good for her if she's found a guy with whom she has better sex. Could also be that she is going a little overboard with the noise cause she's faking it with him, though, or she is aware of you being his neighbour and is showing off.
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Comments (112)
afdude87 6
join in? ask for pointers?
ifyouseekamy666 0
idk y but this fml reminds me of the song wasn't me by shaggy, 'cept she's not cheating she ditched u haha
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
she's only making more noise because she knows you can hear it.......bitches are like that
ledzeppelinIV 0
exactly 40
AwesomeAsFcuk 0
Maybe that was the problem.... not enough noise.
writergirl69 0
just tell yourself the noise means she has to fake it with him and blast some kids music to kill his boner!!
brightnite 0
win
seanders 10
Get a restraining order stating she can't be within 500 yards of you, problem solved!:)
aseq94 0
call the police on them for disturbing the peace !
wheresmyfood 0
hahah
whoisthisgirl 4
lol yes especially since she probably doing it just so you could be jealous haha
grymdylan 1
hahaha xD
toelie 26
Good for her if she's found a guy with whom she has better sex. Could also be that she is going a little overboard with the noise cause she's faking it with him, though, or she is aware of you being his neighbour and is showing off.
TurboTalon 0
Watch Sarah Marshall.
bri1215 7
-73 best movie ever!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
u know she's probably doing that on purpose too
Christine090 0
Either way I really feel sorry for you!!
Lotem_KW 3
ya
atomicJ 0
look for a new gf and start making alot of noise too! make it into a competition. when she has sex again do the same and see who is louder! haha I would!
insanesna1l 0
forgetting Sarah Marshall style :-) start dating your neighbours exes as payback
KennKenn 0
Loved that movie
djcoco5 0
why would you talk about the dog? you're an idiot. that's completely unnecessary. no wonder YOU look retarded.
taytay6510 6
hahahahahaha!!!!!!! you made my day ^^
breenntt 0
What an amazing neighbor you have. LOL.
Floh_fml 0
Huh .. The same is on VDM :/
Sirin_fml 47
No shit: "Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!"
UpsidedownKayak 9
I think this would be more entertaining if you three were cursing at each other in french. It's like wiping your ass with silk.
Sirin_fml 47
But the Oracle says no. I am disappoint.
Floh_fml 0
Sorry, I can't see that when I use my phone !
Faleni 4
if it makes you feel any better op...he's probably a rebound...
bluepheonix 0
Yeah..forget about her. She's using him to get under your skin. If it keeps up seriously call the police.
krazy_glu3 0
battle of the sex noises. and it begins...