Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, whilst having a bath, I sucked a cup and it stuck to my face, as I’m sure others have done, right? However, the genius I am sucked it too hard and for too long, and managed to give myself a love bite goatee. The next week at school is going to be fun. FML
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Top comments
Kitten07 0
Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...
irishlassie731 0
Why would you "rip" a popsicle off your lip instead of just waiting for it to melt a little? YDI, moron.
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Comments (83)
Bumlove89 0
Aww. Did you get a teeny weeny paper cut from opening the popcicle wrapper too?
demongirl15 0
best comment
crazyval619 6
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats disgusting!!!!
thattickles 0
uhh who bites popsicles?
Lonely_Lez 0
I had this happen to me once, banana popsicle when I was 8. Even then I knew (with the help of my mom) to just wait until it melted a little. And I'm from Ontario too, so people can stop harassing Canadians now.
brunoisbeast 0
Haha 69 comments
Soitgoes74 0
Um, it would have melted off eventually... No need to rip your lip off and hurt yourself. YDI.
beany212 0
You had a craving for frozen ice covered in sugary syrup? Ew.
demongirl15 0
you're thinking of a slushie! a popsicle is completely different! !!! !!!!!!!!
whatever2468 0
Frozen ice? As opposed to...not...frozen...ice? Are there kinds of ice that I'm unaware of? Mmmhmmm.......
Jaguaress 2
1. Always lick the popsicle before you bite it. 2. Tell your doctor it took 10 minutes for your lip to stop bleeding because you might need a blood clotting test to see if you need to take supplements, or if something is off with you, because that sounds like a really long time for it to take to stop. I had a vitamin K deficiency that caused it for me, but talk to your doctor to see if that's true for you.
WolfgangDS 0
Two words: Warm water. You deserved that one, bub.
megkeo 0
HAHA! I laughed out loud at this because I did the same thing a few weeks ago. Usually popsicles don't stick like that, so it's not like you can take precautions against it. It depends what they're made with. FYL for sure!