Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, whilst having a bath, I sucked a cup and it stuck to my face, as I’m sure others have done, right? However, the genius I am sucked it too hard and for too long, and managed to give myself a love bite goatee. The next week at school is going to be fun. FML
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Top comments
Kitten07 0
Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...
irishlassie731 0
Why would you "rip" a popsicle off your lip instead of just waiting for it to melt a little? YDI, moron.
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Comments (83)
myaccount11 0
thanks for letting me crave for popsicles now :D
GGnoRe 0
Learn some life skills. Are you under 10 years old?
spinarium 2
god gave us our tongues, saliva, and brains for a reason.
ball00nboy 0
Lol... FYL if this was your first time, but otherwise YDI for not learning from your first time. I understand why you would yank it off if this was the first time it happened to you, but don't let it happen again. FYL.
lovexinstead 0
The same thing happened to me! Except I was super thirsty and I was also at a concert. Plus, as soon as that happened, my mom called me on my cell asking if everything was going okay.
AyeOhChelsea 0
For next time, use warm water. Hahaha.
sugar_bear 0
this sounds like a Jackass skit. tehe
copyrightbeckerz 0
You totally deserved it for being a dumbass. Haven't you ever heard of getting your tongue stuck on a metal pole in winter? It's the same principle. Wait for the ice to melt some, then remove your lip GENTLY. Not rip it off as fast as possible so you can inhale the Popsicle like you'll never have another one ever again.
GreenGiant_fml 0
Did this popsicle have knives sticking out of it? How the hell did you get a cut from that?
princesskitten 0
You bit into a popsicle? Wtf, fatty. You should just suck on them, not bite into them, otherwise they'll last like 2 seconds. Agreement with what people said about waiting for it to melt. Idiot. YDI.