Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, whilst having a bath, I sucked a cup and it stuck to my face, as I’m sure others have done, right? However, the genius I am sucked it too hard and for too long, and managed to give myself a love bite goatee. The next week at school is going to be fun. FML
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Top comments
Kitten07 0
Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...
irishlassie731 0
Why would you "rip" a popsicle off your lip instead of just waiting for it to melt a little? YDI, moron.
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Comments (83)
monkeyz0r 0
O them canadians ;-)
nappacabbage 0
Oohoo!! F your life! You didn't eat your popsicle. Boohoo. Get over it
_Skies 0
Haha, that's what I was thinking... boo fking hoo.
dyld921 2
Yeah, get over the fact the she totally ripped the skin from her lips off her face!
dyld921 2
My bad, *he
suckstobeyou3 0
Lol, that sucks. I did that when I got my tounge stuck on a door in the middle of winter. But I have an excuse because I was 3, and only ripped my tounge off because my dad sarcastically said he might need a hammer to get it off and I thought he was serious. But you? >.>
hockey_chick 0
You must practice the art of chapstick
teebonehead 0
Lick flag poles much.
fmlmonkey 0
That sucks but not sure you couldn't have seen that one coming ... isn't that in Popsicles for dummies?!?
redbluegreen 41
You bite into your frozen treats? A popsicle will freeze the moisture in your mouth. You could've easily solved this by not panicking. Also, I didn't think it took ten minutes to stop bleeding, unless there's a problem with your blood clotting.
redbluegreen 41
When is FML going to fix the comment responces? -_-
dralven 0
There's nothing wrong with them.
Potzx 0
Ouch.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I've done something like that before. D: popsicles are evil things, really. especially the green ones.
papaicey 0
hehe Popsicles are evil