show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe

Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?

Did they pay any of your tuition? They gave you that too if so.

Overpriced proprietary piece of junk anyway.

Why should the OP (or anyone graduating college) expect anything? Was the OP an exceptional student on the Dean's List? In any case, they're probably broke from paying the OP's tuition, and could barely afford the apple! Where is the OP going to live after school? I'll bet it's with the parents. Having the expectation of a gift leads me to believe the OP's shelves are full of "participant" trophies.

#2 you are the man! apple-pipe ftw!! OP - YDI be thankful that you have a college education. The only thing I got when I graduated was $20,000 of debt from student loans : / If your parents paid or helped you pay for college at all you need to be more grateful >: [

i can sympathize with you OP. i paid my way through college, didn't get shit from my parents during college, and got nothing after graduating (from a prestigious university w/ a degree in engineering). my brother failed out of a prestigious university on a baseball scholarship, and they pay for everything for him now while he's a JuCo playing ball trying to get back into a D1 school. he gets a car, and my 16 year old sister gets a car. i've been pretty independent my whole life, and being 22 now i know i don't want to rely on them, but seeing as that i've gotten nothing it's a slap in the face. at least they still love me, though, i can only complain so much about the attention and things my brother and sister get.

Health is the greatest gift one can give..... still sucks though, what kind was it?

I'd rather get the fruit.

Mac's are way better than PC's....FYL's for saying that they aren't

LMAO #103

Well, you now know the standard they set for their upcoming anniversaries, whatever they may be.