anon
United States
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
thanks for the $5 gift voucher
Randleman, United States
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
honorstudent
United States
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
WTFruits
Kitchener, Canada
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Anonymous
United States
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Landlords gonna landlord
Today, our landlord came over to chop down our cherished apple tree. While doing so, he ate one of the apples, concurring that they really did taste excellent. FML
grapes
Westfield, United States
Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML
Nose bleed
North Vancouver, Canada
Fight Club
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
cough
Toronto, Canada
Good initiative
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
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andycaliboy 0
show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe
greatnt249 0
Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?
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Comments (219)
koreanidiot 0
agreed with #7 especially if they're paying you through your four years, that's a gift in itself. if you really want something, get a job and help yourself =P
im_bored 0
#2 should now be in charge of all comments. That was AWESOME =)
sixxer 0
Aww I bet they have a bigger n better gift at home! It was probably a gag gift.
MrZach 0
Listen buddy. when you're 18, your parents are no longer responsible for you. hence they dont need to pay for your college, let alone give u a gift when u graduate.
circayouandme 0
They had good intentions, you know. An apple a day keeps the doctor away ;)
biggzee 0
im sorry, FML? id happy take a piece of fruit, ripe or rotten, over any cursed Apple product.
Clearsky18 2
Shoot, I'd take the fruit over the computer brand anyway. Apple sucks! The iphone is getting overrated in my opinion.
Eiotlrd 0
go get a job and buy your own computer...... I'm in college still.... and I'll be buying my own computer
esushi 0
A-*******-men to the people saying get over yourself. I am paying for college myself and my mom can hardly afford groceries, let alone some extravagant overpriced computer. I also paid for my computer, all my textbooks, and anything else for me myself. Shut up and be happy that you're alive. I honestly hate you.
theanonimouse 0
yeah you selfish little spoiled brat! my parents don't help me at all and i'm poor and completely self-sufficient so you should be too damn middle class young adult! kids these days! what's next, you'll all claim you walked to college uphill both ways in the snow? jesus christ, this site is full of pretentious, self-righteous douchebags. especially organisedchaos. chill people. not everyone has the same lifestyle. just because someone is better-off than you are doesn't make them a bad or selfish or spoiled person. they're just luckier than you and there's no point in being bitter about it.