anon
United States
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
thanks for the $5 gift voucher
Randleman, United States
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
honorstudent
United States
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
WTFruits
Kitchener, Canada
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Anonymous
United States
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Landlords gonna landlord
Today, our landlord came over to chop down our cherished apple tree. While doing so, he ate one of the apples, concurring that they really did taste excellent. FML
grapes
Westfield, United States
Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML
Nose bleed
North Vancouver, Canada
Fight Club
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
cough
Toronto, Canada
Good initiative
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
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andycaliboy 0
show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe
greatnt249 0
Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?
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Comments (219)
dontknowaname 0
1.get over it. maybe they didnt know what an apple computer was...? 2. what did u expect? a car? they probably couldnt afford something expensive. they already wasted like a bunch of their money to get u INTO college! 3. at least they actually thought of u and got u SOMETHING. 4. ur being really selfish. they got u something and u cant even think about reasonable reasons why they got u something cheap? an apple is good for u! and there's thousands of ppl who dont get ANYTHING from their parents!!
Schwabra 1
Dude. You graduated from college, not from a ******* kindergarten! You should be earning your own apples. Your parents shouldn't be giving you a damn thing.
koeda 0
Apple computers are good :D In fact the most common computers in US colleges are macs so deal with it for those saying apple sucks, because it is fast, cool looking, comes with a billion free softwares which you would have to buy for windows. And the first computers were macs, so yeah I'm not saying windows are bad, its just that Macs don't suck. Try one if you never did :D
newguy12 0
Ok? Who ****** cares if you can right click on macs? The op isn't talking about macs. It came up no where in the FML. go w/ a dell anyway.
RockieGirl 0
**** you. Not everyones rich enough to get presents all the time. Did you graduate college so you could get a present or something? No, of course not. Retard.
abbyxroad 0
If your parents are the ones who paid for your schooling, I'd STFU and consider that the biggest gift (other than the gift of life of course) that you could get from them. And if they did not pay for your school, maybe your parents think your degree is good enough. Not everyone has the money to buy expensive gifts. And maybe the apple was a joke, like "hey, you didn't think we would actually be getting you a computer did you?". The summary of this comment: Quit whining.
rottenseed 0
Welcome to the real world, where nothing is free! (Except for the occasional meal from your parents)
_mcs_ 0
I don't see why you had to specify that it wasn't the computer but the fruit.
gamestar32 0
lol #5 thats funn as hell'
CurdledMilk 0
Lmfao at #2