anon
United States
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
thanks for the $5 gift voucher
Randleman, United States
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
honorstudent
United States
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
WTFruits
Kitchener, Canada
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Anonymous
United States
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Landlords gonna landlord
Today, our landlord came over to chop down our cherished apple tree. While doing so, he ate one of the apples, concurring that they really did taste excellent. FML
grapes
Westfield, United States
Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML
Nose bleed
North Vancouver, Canada
Fight Club
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
cough
Toronto, Canada
Good initiative
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
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andycaliboy 0
show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe
greatnt249 0
Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?
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Comments (219)
sfhero99 0
you should be content with whatever they give. they bought you everything you needed growing up. you graduated college you should be a little more mature than to be mad about not getting spoiled by mommy and daddy anymore. don't you think your a little old for that?
Lintu_26 23
Wah wah wah...at least you you have a healthy snack for when you feel sad about not getting what you wanted...
TipYourHooker 5
You're an idiot. You just graduated from college...you've given yourself the gift of higher education and the chance at a good job. Please tell me, why the **** do you deserve a gift from your parents? Can you even logically explain why someone should buy you something for doing something for yourself? It just makes no sense. "I just saved my hard earned money for 6 months straight to buy myself a computer. My parents didn't even give me a gift for that. FML."
signuplogin 1
Lol
Sarkisa54 5
Better than nothing.
insanexnh 13
An apple a day keeps the teachers away :D
sexynerdsquad 2
did you eat it?
kallep000 9
Apple isn't a computer Mac is dumb ass
how_to_implode 17
Apple is the company that makes Macs, so "Apple computer" still works. It's like cars, you can call them by the manufacturer's name.
BRaveShields 3
Still, he probably didn't specify and his parents took that as an open door for a joke lmao
ZoeyBaby 3
So u just graduated college, cry cuz u didnt get a present boohoo
BRaveShields 3
did u ask for an apple? lmaooooo u're dumb tho... apple isnt a computer lmao dafuck