Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
Landlords gonna landlord
Today, our landlord came over to chop down our cherished apple tree. While doing so, he ate one of the apples, concurring that they really did taste excellent. FML
Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML
Fight Club
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
Good initiative
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
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andycaliboy 0
show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe
greatnt249 0
Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?
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watching_clouds 0
thats f%cked up
hjjl 0
Who cares! I didn't get anything, I'm sick of people coming up with excuses just to get presents. Maybe they figure that since you have a college degree you can afford your own computer.
mcsnelly 5
Who said the OP thinks he DESERVES or EXPECTS anything?!?! He only said the thing about the apple computer to make the point that he got a piece of fruit, not to be confused with a computer. And YES graduating college is a BIG DEAL! Of course it doesn't necessarily mean he should automatically get a huge, lavish gift, but most parents DO get something, even if it's just a gift card or something (but STILL, it's not like the OP said he was expecting something, either!!) And to all the people saying "You're just lucky to even be in college!" or "There's starving kids in Africa be happy you got an apple!" --Well this isn't Africa! There are different societal norms here, so this comparison isn't even valid. And just because the OP (or anyone else) is able to go to college, does that mean they should be ashamed of the fact that they can afford an education and never get anything good else in their life again? I think you guys need to get off YOUR high horse and stop assuming that, because he can go to college, he has everything he wants and doesn't deserve any recognition for completely a college education.
hanamama 0
Why exactly are you expecting anything from them? Gee, were you disappointed that they didn't buy you a new BMW to sit next to your Lexus? Yes, **** your life because your parents didn't shower you with gifts and all sorts of unnecessary things. What I wouldn't do for a mere ounce of support from my parents... an apple would be great. It'd be one less bit of food that I'd have to buy.
TactTheLostBoy 0
My opinion will be influenced by HOW they gave you the apple. Did they just throw you an apple and leave? Or were they all "CONGRATULATIONS! ...We can't afford you Mac, but we still got you an Apple product?" There's big difference.
nikkirito 0
So? People like me don't get shit when we graduate college. STFU and stop being spoiled.
beberezay 0
college is the step to a high payed job, you can buy your own dam laptop, your like a spoiled child, you cry cause you didnt get a gift for something your expected to do, atleast they gave you a snack.
Ryu148 0
nikki, I'd honestly rather not get anything than get an apple. If I didn't get anything, I can just tell myself that the people who love me have other priorities (and, tbfh, I want them to have other priorities), but an apple is just insulting as a graduation gift. If you want to go cheap, just get a card or don't get anything at all.
lmmmr 0
Were you an education major? Makes sense.
MmmHotWaffles 0
i think everyone is missing the real point here.. was it a green apple or red apple..? the green ones are gross..and i'd be pissed. ha.