anon
United States
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
thanks for the $5 gift voucher
Randleman, United States
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
honorstudent
United States
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
WTFruits
Kitchener, Canada
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Anonymous
United States
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Landlords gonna landlord
Today, our landlord came over to chop down our cherished apple tree. While doing so, he ate one of the apples, concurring that they really did taste excellent. FML
grapes
Westfield, United States
Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML
Nose bleed
North Vancouver, Canada
Fight Club
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
cough
Toronto, Canada
Good initiative
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
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andycaliboy 0
show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe
greatnt249 0
Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?
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timeforpie 0
You graduated from college, and you have parents who care about you, and this is a FML how? Get over yourself. You're not entitled to shit for graduating college. You're not even entitled to a job with a degree, especially with today's economy, but you want presents from your parents? Wow.
shroomis 0
considering you wrote this on fmylife.com...i think you already have a computer
ryan__h 1
#s 6,7,20, 25 and whoever else.........yeah i kind of agree but an apple? They could of got a 5 or 10 dollar gift card. It is a huge deal to graduate.
PenisLightning 0
Its one of the new Apples. It designed to look like a fruit.
gothymama 0
Dude, Apples are awesome (the computers). Especially if you want to use them for music production or graphic design. You have to realize that they come with about $500 worth of programs on them (garage band, iphoto, iweb, imovie, etc). PCs come with what? Maybe a trial version of a few programs? And on top of that, you barely need anti-virus or anti-spam software. Yes, they can get viruses, but it's very rare. My PC constantly has spam and viruses, and I have anti-virus software (which I had to pay for). I definately prefer my mac for internet. The fruits are good too... but yeah, I'd rather have the computer.
Vib392 0
#2 and #4 Haha Thats sad though But hey an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
LeonardSnow 0
That's right! Apple's are healthy - maybe it was a message to stay fit. Besides Apple computers are expensive - get a hackintosh.
madam_mayham 0
ungrateful much
j_buggy 0
that sucks that you got a fruit but uh.... I didn't graduate yet and I bought myself a mac. I'm sure you'd be capable of getting one on your own
Bruce8 0
Be glad ! Apple computers suck!