anon
United States
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
thanks for the $5 gift voucher
Randleman, United States
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
honorstudent
United States
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
WTFruits
Kitchener, Canada
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Anonymous
United States
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Landlords gonna landlord
Today, our landlord came over to chop down our cherished apple tree. While doing so, he ate one of the apples, concurring that they really did taste excellent. FML
grapes
Westfield, United States
Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML
Nose bleed
North Vancouver, Canada
Fight Club
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
cough
Toronto, Canada
Good initiative
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
Top comments
andycaliboy 0
show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe
greatnt249 0
Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?
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Comments (219)
whoaa_nellie 0
that, my friend, is unfortunate. sorry that happened to you. hopefully u got some better grad presents :/
grazynaanka 0
you sound like an ungrateful, self-centered child. i bet your parents helped pay for you to go to college. i bet because of your parents, you had the opportunity to go to college. you should be grateful. plus, we are living in hard economic times. people just can't afford much these days. at least they got you something. and maybe there is a meaning to it.
ogmarshall 0
You selfish ****, I bet your parents paid for your entire education, your house, AND your living expenses. Bite me.
irishfever 0
I second what #76 said For graduation, you get a great education. Congrats How nice it must be to come from a family where you come to expect lavish presents on every occasion.
pagemaster 0
the arguments on this fml are really stupid.
RonnieRLD 0
I graduated from College and my family missed the ceremony because they were in Scotland and I couldn't go to that because I had just started a job in my field
j_isforjessica 0
quit complaining... your parents probably paid for your education, your graduation is just expected.
catryn 0
I'm tired of people treating their graduations like damn coronations. People are supposed to celebrate the fact that you didn't fail college, something most non-brain-dead people do with ease? I'll celebrate a baby or a wedding, but not you drunkenly stumbling up a platform in your douchey sunglasses to get a $10 scroll.
Rakshasa23 0
I think it's supposed to be symbolic of your education now being complete. Obviously all those years of school did little to help your comprehensive ability.
Tonifer 0
You know, just because they're your parents doesn't mean that they're obliged to buy you a computer...And come on. You just graduated from college. Not 8th grade. Mommy and Daddy can't do everything for you.