Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my cousin's wedding dress as she was getting ready. I don't own a dog and haven't since I was a kid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML
Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Today, at our wedding, my wife screamed at her niece and made a big scene about her wearing a white dress. Her niece is four. FML
Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
So the question is, "who let the dogs out?"
Thatepicperson 14
Then why not explain that?
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Comments (37)
mwali02 32
Bridezilla... With that status often comes very little rational reasoning or critical thinking... Sorry you had to be a victim OP... :(
Incognico 22
Dog day afternoon...
kewpiesuicide 29
I think this is an F her life. Do you know how much people spend on wedding dresses? I would have a crazy flip out session too if some random dog defaced my $5000 dress
crystaliz_267 7
lol irony of life
miss_amphetamine 24
Politely explain to her that it wasn't your dog - it couldn't have been since you don't even own one. Try not to be too mean about it; she is probably extremely stressed out and needed someone to blame.
fantasyworld 39
Whose dog was it?
randybryant799 21
So why didn't you just say so? Doesn't seem that difficult.