Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my cousin's wedding dress as she was getting ready. I don't own a dog and haven't since I was a kid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML
Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Today, at our wedding, my wife screamed at her niece and made a big scene about her wearing a white dress. Her niece is four. FML
Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
So the question is, "who let the dogs out?"
Thatepicperson 14
Then why not explain that?
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Comments (37)
Calacor 17
dammit OP.
janfleury 19
You were at the wrong place at the wrong time. Brides can be a pain. When everything calms down (2-3 months) tell her the truth then. Right now she will not listen because she needs to blame and be mad at someone. Unfortunately that someone is you. Sorry OP.
simply_meeeee 26
That dirty dog
getdolladoholla 2
Plot twist:she is a kid
Sandman2015 12
That sucks for everyone involved. The rest of your family knows the dog wasn't yours right?
Coffeehound 18
Boo that
Neesalun 20
I hope they felt like an idiot for blaming you.
jadenjacksonm 14
Also...who's dog was it?
aishah77 21
Bridezilla
crystalsky 8
Looks like Bridezilla found her "dogfather"