Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my cousin's wedding dress as she was getting ready. I don't own a dog and haven't since I was a kid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML
Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Today, at our wedding, my wife screamed at her niece and made a big scene about her wearing a white dress. Her niece is four. FML
Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
So the question is, "who let the dogs out?"
Thatepicperson 14
Then why not explain that?
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Comments (37)
dagarr 11
lassy go home
Thatepicperson 14
Then why not explain that?
starile 20
He was probably watching the dog for someone else and holding the leash, and the family didn't care to hear that it wasn't his. There must have been a reason to assume it was his dog, people don't randomly pick a guest and accuse them for what a dog does.
CoGhostRider 31
So the question is, "who let the dogs out?"
TheBelt 19
I was gonna say that
gracehi 33
Who? Who? Who? Who?
jtfrisch 22
They really barked up the wrong tree
dragonkisses28 25
Nice try #39. Don't quit your day job.
henrylikestreats 22
Brides are crazy. Hopefully she will calm down enough to realize that it wasn't your fault and apologize. I really hope you guys were able to get it clean in time for her big day, though!
thatguynamedsky 32
exactly, im sure everyone is just stressed out and sadly op was selected to let off some steam on
starile 20
While she may wind up not blaming OP, she will not "calm down". Her freaking wedding dress was muddied.
chef4money 12
I think a dog getting your wedding dress muddy as you are getting ready to walk down the isle is a huge deal. While some brides go crazy over little things, I totally understand her going crazy over this.
MrsPegg 45
Now isn't that a bitch? Maybe everyone should just paws for a minute and find a way to clean the dress, not point fingers at you. Sorry OP!
psychopolarbear 28
Doesn't matter now, I'm sure they're on the tail end of this argument. I could understand if the bride is still hounding people about the wedding dress though. Those things are expensive.
Jennandco 25
Could you not interrupt during this 'yelling' and tell them?
False_Stupidity 42
Who says OP didn't? Wouldn't change the fact that he got yelled at.
HappyItalian 38
Why would they think it's yours in the first place?
LOLouis_fml 24
Who would think it was your dog, if you haven't had one for so many years? Seems like a whimsical story, sorry /:
drunk_crow 12
Throw more mud at it.
clevergirl98 20
The dog was helping decorate the dress :)