Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my cousin's wedding dress as she was getting ready. I don't own a dog and haven't since I was a kid. FML
Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, my wedding day was ruined by my fiancé’s psychotic ex. It started out with the venue and my dress getting pelted by paintballs and one of her friends riding an ATV around, running over my fiancé. He's currently in the hospital with broken ribs and a concussion. $42,000 down the drain. FML
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cuz803 46
Lawsuit. Photograph the mess he created and press charges. Your day did not deserve to be sullied by his childish response.
tiptoppc 21
Yeah, this would be assault. I thought having a best man meant you could’ve deployed them to take his rapier and deal with this water dragon? Where’s the best man?
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Comments (4)
cuz803 46
Lawsuit. Photograph the mess he created and press charges. Your day did not deserve to be sullied by his childish response.
tiptoppc 21
Yeah, this would be assault. I thought having a best man meant you could’ve deployed them to take his rapier and deal with this water dragon? Where’s the best man?
RichardPencil 32
Why were you so obnoxious? Save it for the honeymoon. I'm sure your husband will be thrilled that he's bound to an obstreperous broad.
smartal 3
you must not be married, and for good reason.
jlc82 14
while it was shitty of him to pull that stunt and there were certainly better ways to handle it I'll say that special occasions don't give anyone the right to be obnoxiously loud and inconsiderate to those around them. 🤷♀️