Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I woke up, the first thing I saw was a bee on my hand. I tried not to make the slightest move, waiting for it to fly away without stinging me. The second thing I saw was my cat jumping at it. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
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Top comments
abNormal62 23
A lot of people go about their days with a slight buzz on to take the edge off
Dreamsorrow93 24
You honestly should BEE more careful. If I was you, hive seen that coming. Yup, I'm not clever.
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Comments (61)
m_warner1 14
What a bee-utiful morning
MaximumBeat 16
You know what they say about Beauty, it’s in the eye of the bee-holder!
iwanttogotoparis 26
The bee probably wasn't having a good day either
NickEd 11
that blows.
Jennandco 25
Pahah, life's a queen beeatch.
tranced_ 45
you mean, "mean" !?
manga_fml 15
Australia. Where everything is trying to kill you.
be82tw 17
Now featuring suicide missions against your soul.
iLike2Teabag 27
Also, since this was in Australia, the bee was probably the size of a squirrel and mauled OP's eyeball after mistaking it for food.
TamedLotus 3
Oh no! I hope you didn't get stung, and your definitely not allergic, otherwise this would be a completely different FML. Positivity and love to you OP!
Morning_fml 22
Well, bees are usually nice guys and hopefully it didn't panic and sting you, but wasps on the other hand...thank God you're ok. Hopefully.
dougschoonmaker 20
The bee just knew it was the day