Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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ohnoesnotagain 0
Sounds to me like she's flirting ;P
MermaidSongXOXO 6
YDI for showing off :] But, it sounds like she was flirting. *Insert witty comment here*
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Comments (137)
abcnonamecba 0
your a failure and a disgrace to runners
kitty_f 3
ydi
ringmybell_fml 0
rofl xD
YourGoinDown14 2
hey 'ringmybell', you're kinda hot! :)
fmlsoobad 0
sounds a lot like she wants to flirt
hsshae 0
I agree with #1
lolpwntdumass 0
fail
MarieT 0
I totally agree. u never let a girl beat u unless they are state champions. disgrace to all runners everywhere!
whitley1031 0
i agree w #42. Girls r wierd like that, no offense to any girls on here
mylifeblows32 0
pound her in the ass. show her who's boss
infinitii 0
YDI for having horomones
Extacy23 0
get embaresed
Austino713 0
Fail!!
tweetbaby14 18
haha I like when guys do that then I beat them at their little attepmt to show off it's cute but you tried your best it's nothing to be ashamed of
YouGotTold 0
yes... he is an idiot, she gave him the greenlight to shoot his shot and he missed it bcz his ego got smashed, he was winded, while trying to show off. he could have turned the event around and got the digits and the ass. now she see you as a weak male, you sir had an unequivocal infinity fail.
cywoods 0
mabye u should join a gym cause that's pathetic oh and she's flirting with u
tristan1001 0
OMG this is a repeat, anyone agree with me?
lickmyjock 0
Pretty boring fml. You lost a race, we get it. I'm first. You're not.
taycandy96 2
fail
lautturi 2
I never claimed to be first or second. Has the site been mixing up the order of comments again?
YeahFMLxX 0
Nevereverevereverever try and out run a hawt chick. it's like trying to grab a hot, runny, steamy slab of melted gushy butter. You just can't do it. Sorry OP.
YeahFMLxX 0
oh and no were getting modderated alot more (=
ohnoesnotagain 0
Sounds to me like she's flirting ;P
skiier4life 1
same
Sinisin2010 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wait, you posted this or she did? You have no FML this was the best thing to happen, it started the conversation, it's more her FML because you are too stupid to realize she was flirting. It's guys like you that give guys like me a bad name. But I do make them good girls go bad!
joeyl1990 28
I hope in the 8 years or so since you posted this comment you realized its guys like you that give guys like you a bad name.
natsaysheyyy 16
@137: Uhh, are you trying to talk yourself up over the Internet? No one is impressed, and clearly 11 other people are annoyed. ANYWAY. OP, tell her the truth! Just say, "Sorry, I think you're cute and I was just trying to impress you. But maybe you'll get a bite to eat with me sometime.(:" Being genuine always works, I promise!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
YDI for showing off :] But, it sounds like she was flirting. *Insert witty comment here*
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Great witty comment MermaidSong! *Insert patronising comment here*
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Great patronizing comment, FernandoTorres. *Insert punch in the face here* :]
FernandoTorres_fml 0
No, I won't do that. I've been tricked by that one before... :)
whataloadofbull 0
Torres is a great striker... Loads of people don't see his talent.
deathcab7 0
hes a great player, along with the rest of spain. (:
YeahFMLxX 0
Once again! #20 reminds me of "Possum Kingdom" by the Toadies! D:
YeahFMLxX 0
double post ftl -.-
legendarykill13 0
YDI. Worst thing you could of done *Shakes head*
24788 7
She was flirting with you, but no you don't take the shot. Most women don't even give you this chance. Seriously **** her life for wasting her time.
x_AbyssGazing_x 0
You're absolutely right. FHL. She will never get those few minutes back. ]=
happypapp12 0
So you fell over in the shower woo hoo thats great
24788 7
haha, I don't get it. ;)
rawrimamuffin 0
wrong FML buddy:/
damnrosi 0
awww, I like that, very cute, women ARE greater than men:)
HoesInaBox 0
Ding ding!
whataloadofbull 0
Ring ding dong Ring ding dong Ring diggi ding diggi ding ding ding
Laurendorcus 0
This is actually a cute thing. OP, the only FML here is that you didnt get that she was flirting with you. She got that you liked her, but she wanted to (playfully) put you in your place. Thats when you should have asked her to help you practice and to give you some pointers over lunch.
Tinker1 0
Train harder
silent85 0
at least she said that in a nice way
shadaboo2014 0
u don't kno tht lol n op ydi for bein a lazy bum
Emilyinroom483 7
This is why you don't try to outrun people. You look a lot dumber when you're obviously trying really hard and fail than if you just don't keep up.
shadaboo2014 0
agreed^