Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
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Erranty 0
In the winter, always have a snow shovel in your trunk. You WILL need it.
Peroxide 3
Call Mr Plow cause that's my name, that name again is Mr Plow.
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Comments (43)
hellokimmiee 5
Snowplows are rude, glad we don't have that in my area! :D
Bob31_fml 4
this one made me LOL!
the_sailor 0
You deserve it for not having a 4x4 jeep
LatinoHeat 0
YDI. The snow plow guy buried you like that because you wasn't playing any Clay Aiken music. Learn from your mistake and adjust for next time.
SarahN_fml 0
Honestly, Latinoheat, I worry about your ability to live in this world and not constantly get your ass kicked. Moron.
LatinoHeat 0
You should be more concerned about yourself, and not about me. The next time a snowblower leaves a mountain of snow on or near your car, you will regret not having played more Clay Aiken music and secondly...you will think of me. ^_^
SarahN_fml 0
I would prefer to blow my own brains out than think of you.
mps1969 8
Stupid Hick she said snowplow not snow blower do and favor and go get fixed so you can't breed .
cheergurlxx2 0
you know, you should stop it with the Clay Aiken thing. It was funny at first, but now it just turned plain annoying. If you love him so much, then go have sex with him.
LatinoHeat 0
Clay Aiken doesn not condone suicide, you should never give up on life, no matter how hard it may be.
NEgrl 0
its horrible here too. live in east NE and i have to TRY to unbury my car. and the dogs do no twant to go out there.
ActionManly 11
YDI for using a bad grammar.
Esnedon 0
LatinoHeat/17: I sincerely hope you think your 'Clay Aiken' comments funny, because no one else does.
ColdGold 6
I hate it when that happens.
tla178908 0
yeah screw this snow. -21 this morning. im just about done with winter!
zattele 3
@ Latinoheat, u need to stop trolling with that Clay Aiken shit, u sock!