Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
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stitch_book 4
Today, it snowed like crazy. I went outside to shovel the snow off my car only to find out someone already did it for me. H.ooray F.or M.e!!!
dkxw 0
So at least you did something nice for you neighbor
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Comments (68)
joshsgirlfriendd 0
......really. This is not an FML. Atleast you helped someone out. **** you.
MyDogTastesBad 0
Guess they'll appreciate that.
DetLions32 6
Too bad theirs no snow in michigan :/
dkxw 0
So at least you did something nice for you neighbor
robnunzi 0
don't you normally start the car to warm it up while u shovel and clean it? FAIL
SmallTownCutie 0
33- Not always. If OP wasn't leaving quite yet, they might not start the car.
emjay09 0
and if the car was covered in snow and ice, OP might not have been able to get in. I like to clear off the snow around my door so when I open it the snow doesn't all fall in.
Zhu8 5
If you're not leaving why shovel the snow off your car in a snowstorm?
kayloh20 5
If it was the night before school or work, the OP may not have wanted to take the risk of the clumps of snow freezing overnight and sticking the windows and doors and wipers.
ComfortablyNumbb 0
Um how could you not know where you parked?
NitroTonicsFML 4
Cool Beans!
stitch_book 4
Today, it snowed like crazy. I went outside to shovel the snow off my car only to find out someone already did it for me. H.ooray F.or M.e!!!
florenzfang 0
lol nice one
xSundae 6
Today, I was aruguing with my wife. I wanted to get away from her so as an excuse, I was going to go out and shovel the snow around and ontop of my car. Some bastard already did it. FML
rallets 23
why did you put periods between "hooray" "for" and "me''?
stitch_book 4
because leaving the acronym HFM wouldn't have helped anyone.
CakeSlicer 0
Uh-Oh. Looks like more chills to go!:D
allmidnighteyes 11
Ahhh, Snowpocalypse 2011.
tammy0312 6
That was you?! lol! YDI
ramboman19 8
haha nice
ShadowedHuman 5
lame