Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
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Erranty 0
In the winter, always have a snow shovel in your trunk. You WILL need it.
Peroxide 3
Call Mr Plow cause that's my name, that name again is Mr Plow.
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Comments (43)
iloveloosy12 0
hahaha
jonny2x4 0
Your life is soooooooo average!
immastarr 0
thats wat u get for not drivin a pick up :P
wh4t3v3R 0
HAHA, that sux. Let me throw out that it's 85f here in Hawaii! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Think about it though, because the tourism business has been slow lately here and it sounds like you need a vacation.
blondechic 0
haha I live in Wisconsin and today I had to run into a snow bank so the plow wouldn't hit me
justmeagirl 0
Oh no! I'm jealous, though- we haven't had any snow stick yet here in Philadelphia.
cheergurlxx2 0
aww that sucks. I live in NY and we already had schools closed cuz of the snow. btw: my class is gonna go to philadelphia this year. fYl tho cuz u dont have snow ;]
COBRAMORPH 0
I guess you are used to getting the rear end plowed.
Skulgrav 0
If that was me, I would have gotten out of the car and yelled at the plow driver, "F--- you with something hard and sandpapery!!"
TheeJayTee 0
Haha i've been down that road before! Except the plow pushed a load of snow up against the side of my car, pushing it further into the ditch. I couldn't open either of my doors. Luckily someone came along and got me out. Good ol' Nebraska huh? Ugh, this winter blows!!
carross21 0
You deserve it for parking in the street. That's where the rest of us drive, not park, including snow plows. Think about other people besides yourself :D