blocked
United States
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
She's lost control again
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Mikimiks93
South Africa
Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Toot toot!
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Chill out, dude!
Today, I was running late for a meeting and wound up getting stuck in traffic, which started to stress me out to the point of road rage at no one in particular. When I finally arrived, the meeting had been cancelled. FML
headache
United States
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
Seasonal allergies
Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML
Top comments
cakeddeath 1
Traffic is a bitch
kickuwithmyfist 1
bless you!!!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (77)
thejewishfuhrer 17
Damn sneezing.
unknown_user5566 27
How fast were you driving that a sneeze caused you to miss your exit?
chokefrantic 9
That'll teach your nose!
darkgodxvx 4
YDI for sneezing. JK but really, traffic sucks.
gussyman 0
That blows…
SanaSazi 32
I always thought it was 'blink and you'll miss it'...
swedeNix 13
Hehe kids mature so fast now. 15 years ago 90% of all 14yo didnt have hair lower than their armpits:)
brandon3747 16
Well pay attention then
b3tazoid 5
Could be worse. Could have sneezed and crashed!
weepingangel_fml 7
Bless your face!