blocked
United States
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
She's lost control again
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Mikimiks93
South Africa
Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Toot toot!
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Chill out, dude!
Today, I was running late for a meeting and wound up getting stuck in traffic, which started to stress me out to the point of road rage at no one in particular. When I finally arrived, the meeting had been cancelled. FML
headache
United States
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
Seasonal allergies
Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML
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cakeddeath 1
Traffic is a bitch
kickuwithmyfist 1
bless you!!!!
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Comments (77)
AliSama 17
One time, my mom went to grab a drink and missed her turn signal to turn left. The car to he left did not. IT made the left turn just in time to be rammed by a speeding car from the right who ran the light. IF she had not went for her water/soda it would have been her.
downtime 13
And without people like her who are easily distracted and don't pay attention to what's going on on the road the other car probably would have been fine too.
Pelvispresley 8
Fart!
SoultheWolf 19
YDI, if you know you're road is coming up you should've slowed down. If you had done so you wouldn't have missed it nor been stuck in traffic.
tatesp0138 3
Ooo that stinks. My mom and her friend were talking so much that they missed their exit and realized it a while later! Lol if it makes you feel any better. :)
kimg0885 23
I do that a lot in my own town, not the sneezing just missin my exit
hateevryone 15
Must've been a big sneeze.
you_all_suck 6
Well, look on the bright side. OP could have had a monster sneeze and crashed into someone. I kid, sorry OP. Traffic jams suck:(
sarahfoshow 0
Been there. Done that, it's annoying !!!
fml_craze 9
This one really made me laugh. I'm sorry you got late.
someone3225 2
Shouldn't have sneezed