liquid_sasquatch
United States
Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML
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destinee_95 2
I guess brotherhood isn't all it is cracked up to be hahaha
I_Punch_Babies 7
better use a disposable razor
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I_Punch_Babies 7
better use a disposable razor
Il_Maestro 6
And what should OP use to gouge out his/her own eyes?
I_Punch_Babies 7
another disposable razor
GoWithTheFro 10
Butt hair grows back to be uncomfortably itchy, which I learned from an uncomfortable conversation with my father
hwkfan1 10
well then I guess he'll be itching his butt a "shit" ton.
tjv3 10
Thank you OP I needed that laugh
niadanac1 3
That sounds a little hairy.
Tweekz14 5
No. Just no.
Every1luvsfmls 6
What a bummer
ICastillo 25
The "No. Just no" shit is getting just as annoying as the puns.
ant1ion 12
I don't even, just I don't
VoteForTaco 8
What the **** are you smoking 68 ?
ant1ion 12
Yeah I was extremely tired last night I'm sorry for the weird comment, I don't even remember posting this
Thegingerninja 5
Well, did you?
wallandpiece 16
Nice to see Sex Pistols fans on this website. I thought I was the only one.
datoismyname 22
#34. I guess you didn't get the memo but we don't talk to each other here unless there's an argument.
Thegingerninja 5
Yeah :)
wallandpiece 16
Jesus christ, I was only making an observation.
SammyS2012 21
It looks like there's going to be an argument! You may continue your conversation now; but remember, means words!
ZX6Rninja 0
Sounds like a hairy situation 2, your a idea theiving bastard
niadanac1 3
You mad Bro?
xSonic 9
2, 4, and 14. Please remove yourselves from this world.
paintballnuts 5
Sonic died in the 90s so stfu you self-centered ******* pice of **** sucking shit Who the **** tells people to remove there self from the world it's dumb ***** like you that your mom needed to learn to swallow
thejewishfuhrer 17
No no no, 2 comes before 4. You're an idea thieving *****.
unknown_user5566 27
44- Um, chill out, kiddo. Your comment was much worse than the one you were berating.
zandalee 20
Calm your nuggets... Sounds like someone needs a hug. *hug*
ICastillo 25
Whoa whoa 44 what's up with all the hostility, dude it's just a comment don't get so worked up.
chokefrantic 9
*an
iwasforced 3
The usage of "a" would be correct.
ohmandapants 17
44 have you ever heard of using punctuation? Holy crap. Chill the **** out dude. Your comment gave me a headache. And you're not any better than the person you were telling off, don't be so hypocritical.
jenloveslaughs 6
73, I know, right? It's like people forgot everything that was in that 8th grade English class! At least TRY to speak proper English.
KeyboardWarrior 10
70 - 'You're an* idea thieving bastard' would be the correct way to write it.
TwiztedYuri 9
and its angry ducks like you that go columbine due to anger issues. just cause you parents never loved you. its ok there MAY be someone.... or thing for you in this world.
DontClickOnMe 28
Ewww. I hope you said nevermind after that.
ICastillo 25
**** I clicked again and i dont know why, but the pic is scary as hell.
ant1ion 12
What
chazeola 4
Brian J. Peppers...
destinee_95 2
I guess brotherhood isn't all it is cracked up to be hahaha
thejewishfuhrer 17
God dammit I actually like this pun.
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Lmaoo touché!!
liquid_sasquatch 10
You came up with my my favorite comment ;) I've thought of dozens of similar things since the original incident, "butt" #6 said it the best!
destinee_95 2
:)
HeyMondayAddict 4
Family bonding at its finest.
Il_Maestro 6
The real question: why is he so concerned about shaving his butt crack?
br0ccoli 15
That's what I was wondering. I'm thinking that the reason rhymes with shingleberry?
ICastillo 25
Because no hair makes you more Aerodynamic when you fight of course.
unknown_user5566 27
8- Because "What, what, in the butt" was not created for someone with a hairy buttcrack. :)
DespairFaction 11
50 Hahaha that's what I was thinking. Well not much else to say after that.
unknown_user5566 27
55- Haha, exactly. Trim and maintain. Waxing in that area seems like cruel and unusual punishment.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
22- Jingle Fairy?
DespairFaction 11
61 Seriously. Ugh just thinking about it makes me feel bad for anyone who has gone through it.
VoteForTaco 8
8- Maybe he's gay and just wants to be ready when he gets ****** in the A.
NerdfromdaNati 0
hes gay.
br0ccoli 15
Has no one heard of wax?!? I did not know guys cared enough to actually tame the beast back there. I thought guys left it looking like a bunch of daddy longlegs got stuck in that crevice mid-migration. *wigglewigglewiggle* "help!" Lol good to know some guys manscape.
PrincessPesa 20
You're so... observant. What a visual. Spiders in the crack! ::gags:: Sometimes it's best to avert the eyes and eventually you get used to it. Of course attention to detail in any respect hygienically is a plus. No full body waxes though, please, to all the mens out there. Some hair is sexy too!!
unknown_user5566 27
9- Wax in the buttcrack area does not sound pleasant...
DespairFaction 11
That's man scape to the extreme. I mean if it's long enough to braid you might want to trim it up or something but wax sounds like death.
unknown_user5566 27
58- Agreed. Death by Nair or other related products is anything but dignified.
False_Stupidity 42
#9 you made my day.. That mental image made me crack up so bad.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
let's just hope he doesn't ask for a bleaching afterwards..
Aliicat16 9
Omg I couldn't stop laughing at your comment
mango260 9
Wax is not that bad! You'll used to it :D (but I never knew hair could grow there!!! I learn something new everyday)
br0ccoli 15
63- omg Nairobi should never ever ever ever go near that area. That's asking for trouble. 58- it's not extreme. I'm from NY and a lot of guys (gay AND straight) get that area waxed. I heard that for guys it does hurt but everyone always loves the end-result. Some guys like the smoothness of their balls (sorry if that's TMI) with the 'back,sack &crack' package deal. However, it's not a DIY job. You HAVE to go to a professional. I know a guy who tried to DIY and waxed off a piece of his scrotal skin. *shudders* Glad you guys liked the imagery in the comment :D
br0ccoli 15
63- wow that was suppose to say 'Nair.' however, Nairobi shouldn't get near that area either.
br0ccoli 15
Wow my initial and subsequent comments conflict. What I meant was that in NY it It's common to manscape that way, but outside of metropolitan areas, almost no guys ever get it done. It surprised me that other guys would care because in other areas it's more taboo to groom that way. But if they did, it would be normal because guys here do it all the time. Hope I didn't confuse anyone.
Wolvander88 19
The dark side of the moon.
ronbonzombae 4
The dark of the moon.
ambowew 7
Yep, gonna be singing Mulan for the rest of the night.