Today, my nephew stabbed me in the knee with a colouring pencil. The hospital says he ripped a hole in a tendon and I need surgery to fix it or one day it'll snap. I’ll have a limp for the rest of my life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML
Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML
Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML
Today, while helping a child through a tantrum, I was kicked and my hand broke. The bone is completely in half and fixing it will require plates, screws, and surgery along with months of recovery. Another day on the job. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs, breaking my foot and tendons. It was the first time I had ever broken anything, and the doctor said that it's the most complicated break he'd ever seen. It's too complicated to operate. Now I'm stuck in a wheelchair for god knows how long. FML
Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML
Today, my wheelchair was delivered. My brother and I were messing around with it when he rolled over my already injured foot. At least surgery is next week. FML
Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML
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Top comments
exileonmainst 16
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a colouring pencil to the knee.
AreyoucomingOnmytitsPhrasingboom 7
I do hope you didn't let him get away with that. Little sh*t.
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Comments (32)
exileonmainst 16
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a colouring pencil to the knee.
Lobby_Bee 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
New as in newborn, or new as in I bought him from eBay and he's old enough to hate me?
Symphoniaes 32
What are you even talking about? >.>
AreyoucomingOnmytitsPhrasingboom 7
I do hope you didn't let him get away with that. Little sh*t.
joeyl1990 28
Yeah. He should kill him.
RichardPencil 32
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but we Pencils are sneaky bastards!
Cali 57
You would know!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If his parents already bought him presents, I hope they sold them to cover some of the cost of the surgery. I know I would if he were my kid.
Glowworm56 27
That must have been one hell of a sharp pencil!
EarthsMightiestHeroes 20
It doesn't matter how old or young he is, MAKE HIS PARENTS HELP PAY! A child should know to NOT stab people with pencils, and one with enough strength to ruin a ligament is DEFINITELY old enough to know what's right and wrong. I hope that kid gets no presents for Christmas. Call me extreme, but a simple time-out or spanking isn't going to repair OP's lifelong limp. I hope you didn't want to participate in sports, OP, and I hope that you won't live in pain.
Elizabeth Burley 22
I totally agree! The kids parents need to help pay for medical bills. And if they refuse, in my opinion, take it to court!
loserman67 36
Quid Pro Quo - stab the little bastard in the balls and give him a limp dick for the rest of his life
davecross 11
Aren't kids the best
UOFreak07 8
As shitty as it is, I would sue the parents