Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, my college professor said that anyone who misses the final next week automatically fails, "even if their grandmother died." My grandmother, the woman who raised me, died last night and her funeral is next week. Same day as the final. Across the country. FML
Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML
Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
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justsayfuck 5
That is awful! Even if you hadn't dated him.
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, ****. Sorry about your and your professor's loss. :/ Your friends are also cuntrags. WOOOOOO! SOMEONE DIED IN A WRECK. WOOOOO! NO CLASS!!
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pimplayer 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
why u getting involved with a teachers son
LetsRollOut 2
They probably started going out before she was in his dad's class.
justsayfuck 5
Seriously? That is your first reaction? That's retarded.
pimplayer 0
why u getting worked up, over wat I said half the fmls on here are fake
Just_Because17 0
is the professor really that bad!?
theycallmehell 0
Seriously? Being an asshole AND using completely incorrect grammar? Ladies and gentlemen, the Internet.
zinoxity 23
F his life, not yours.
purple_sarah88 0
She has also lost someone!
kaite1587 0
agreed !
krazy_guera23 0
Your an ass
blackheart24 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha I thought it was a funny joke. She must have wanted extra credit.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Yes the internet, a place where spelling and grammar that doesn't matter
just_dandy20 2
You're a dumb bitch. It's a "professor" which generally means older. Hence she's allowed to date whoever the **** she wants. She still lost her boyfriend. You need to lose a boyfriend and then, have someone ask you why you were dating them.
PhishloverA 14
I'm a twat.
nhi1221 9
Are you serious? I'm going out with my teacher's son he is really amazing. I don't see a problem in dating him. My teacher or her son doesn't either
justagirl1998 10
You are literally to stupid to insult-.-
PugDelatorre 11
Why are you being such a asshole?
justsayfuck 5
That is awful! Even if you hadn't dated him.
firecapez 4
I love your username xD
katiedoll6 7
Ya exactly I'm so sorry for you loss R.I.P
kayayye 22
really?
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, ****. Sorry about your and your professor's loss. :/ Your friends are also cuntrags. WOOOOOO! SOMEONE DIED IN A WRECK. WOOOOO! NO CLASS!!
chwoey 0
He was being sarcastic.
bambie612 0
....fail
angierenee15 0
epic fail..
AZMarine 0
he was playing along with the sarcasm. you didn't catch that? that must have been a rare, but serious case of double-epic fail syndrome, often seen in cases of mothers dropping her kids on there heads over 25 times a day. you should both get that checked out...
IhatemyiPod 0
You fail at accusing fails... What failures.
oliver86 8
the sarcasm was fairly obvious
Jessi195 0
very trueee!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
AZmarine, your picture made me laff so hard, I still can't stop
kykyshay 0
i don't get it
armman 4
damn, you're fat.
Doortje 30
Your friends are ******* idiots. Who cheers when someone announces their son died?! I'm sorry for you and your professor OP. I hope you have some REAL friends who can support you.
KingDingALing 9
They were most likely cheering for the fact that class was cancelled... I don't think people are THAT cruel that they laugh at other peoples death.
IWABO2_ 0
you would be suprised...
KVKdragon 26
well, I think that most of us are happy that Adolf Hitler and Sadam Hussein are dead. I'm happy at least...
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I blame the FML itself for that misinterpretation. It says "All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me" it doesn't specify what her friends were cheering about. Mods, if you disagree with this post, then feel free to delete this post.
kkaymichelle 4
I don't think it matters what they were cheering about. the fact is apparently none of her friends knew they were dating. they also neglected (assuming by the way the FML is worded) to console OP for her loss- hence the cheering. it's an FML because her boyfriend died and her friends ignored the fact that she is mourning and proceeded to be happy that class was canceled. OP- I'm sorry for your loss. I know how hard it is to lose someone you love. :(
boredmex01 2
I'm sorry for your loss:(
chocolatedream 0
I'm so sorry OP those people are jerks! especially after knowing someone died
cheex87 0
wow. I'm sorry that your classmates are such heartless idiots and I'm sorry for your loss.
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
Wow, your classmates are total douchebags. How can somebody think that cheering about somebody's death is a good idea? I'm so sorry for your loss, and your professors.
purple_sarah88 0
You see sometimes it's ok to cheer when people die, this guy is a prime example.
imac619 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So...you gonna date the professor to get that passing grade?
justsayfuck 5
**** off, it's not funny.
SandraGee 7
You sound just as insensitive OP's friends. Jerk
lionheart822 13
wow, assholes like you should just have "comment moderated" replacing your comment as soon as it's posted. cause I sure as hell don't want to know what you're thinking.
thams 0
your a prick.
BlargHonk 0
People, don't feed the trolls.
imac619 2
Too soon I guess?
lordcaliburx 0
not to date the son. besides you can't get mad for the joke. you all thought it too.
Faleni 4
imac it was too soon just sayin... sorry for your loss op :(
justbreathe94 0
thats ****** up atleast they could bag ppl like u is y lesbians r the way they r...thats not funny what is that was someone you cared for!......dicjfaced prick
lauraxlu 0
I'm sorry... what the hell are you trying to say? lesbians? wtf? and u is? really?
atomheartm_fml 0
I know it's wrong but man was that funny.
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You shouldn't have been blowing him while he was driving. Very few of us men can drive safely while being blowñ.
ScaryyMary 14
Guys, you honestly can't expect perdix to be anything but an asshole or pervert... especially considering this is a *humor* site.
meteor_stream 9
He goes overboard sometimes. As in, "way too often lately".
jlperry31 10
punk. why u gotta take it there. your just mad no one would ever blow your tiny d&&k
bubbarific 0
srry perdix, i like u and all but u dont joke bout somethin like this, i hav now lost my respect for u >:P
bambie612 0
I laughed out loud when I saw perdix's comment:D
billyXcore 0
because you have no heart or soul bambie.
BlargHonk 0
perdix, you're usually pretty funny, but that just crosses the line. Seriously, dude? That wasn't cool.
FML858 0
perdix.. that was not very funny this time! why yu being so insensitive -.-
Norwegian_Wood 4
Perdix, normally I have to say that your comments are hilarious. I expect the crude humor, and on some even look forward to seeing what you come up with, right after I read the FML. This time, however, I have to agree with 157, and this one really crosses the line. =(
Drummerboy1234 0
fail asshole, pure fail.
BeastNerd 3
Guys, can we stop hating on perdix, please? He was just joking, and even though he was out of line, he didn't mean it, obviously. Just calm down, please.
lordcaliburx 0
you got one supporter. me. would of had too but i guess some ones son is going to be missing a lot of school. like the rest of it. and life.
Faleni 4
agree w/ 68 I'm all for witty comments but times like these are just better to keep it to your self..
Enderspeaker 2
Failcake
epic13 12
I agree with 35 and 38.
smartalek 2
that's outta line, perdix. I know it's your job to be witty, but not on this one.
metalhead867 6
I lost some respect for you.
hartrum 0
Ok wtf how about u go blow ur head off would u like that
divadani25 0
A comment like that is uncalled for if you can't say something nice then you shouldn't say anything at all sorry for your loss Hun
Travis95_fml 8
Asshole
jakebville 9
Perdix, I actually found your comments funny 95% of the time. But now you are nothing but a jack off **** faced **** tard with no balls. :) Suck a dick you asshole bitch.