Today, my daughter finally learned that you can’t sleep your way to success, after she tried and failed to seduce her married boss, was sacked, and blacklisted as a potential lawsuit throughout every company specialising in her chosen career field. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML
Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
Today, my daughter turned up at my house because her boyfriend kicked her out. I rang him and it turns out his love and affection and even the time he spent getting to know her kids wasn’t enough for her, my daughter just had to throw it all away by sucking her coworker's dick in her boyfriend's bed. FML
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Today, my daughter got fired from a high five figures job for making up fake religious holidays to get days off, and for almost a year her boss was so scared of being called a racist, he never bothered to look into it until today, and she was sacked 10 minutes later. FML
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, as if it wasn’t bad enough my dumbass daughter would seduce and hookup with my boyfriends throughout her teenage years, she’s now ruined her own marriage by sleeping with married men, and wants to move back in with me. FML
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Chazzster 32
Experience is the most effective teacher, but it can be the most painful and expensive teacher. I assume you daughter learned an important lesson from this. It’s not your fault she did what she did, I assume she is an adult. But ideally she should have been taught better values than she showed. But who knows, maybe this was something she picked up from dear old mom or a friend. Daughter may have to either change professions or move elsewhere where she hasn’t fouled her reputation yet. Everyone screws up sometimes. Hopefully she will learn from this.
diraven 15
Tell her not to worry, there are careers out there where sleeping with nasty old men is right in the job description. Don't let all that experience go to waste.
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RichardPencil 32
Seems like she did that pretty badly. It doesn't reflect on you very well as a parent. You should have taught her better how to use her cooch!
diraven 15
Tell her not to worry, there are careers out there where sleeping with nasty old men is right in the job description. Don't let all that experience go to waste.
Chazzster 32
Experience is the most effective teacher, but it can be the most painful and expensive teacher. I assume you daughter learned an important lesson from this. It’s not your fault she did what she did, I assume she is an adult. But ideally she should have been taught better values than she showed. But who knows, maybe this was something she picked up from dear old mom or a friend. Daughter may have to either change professions or move elsewhere where she hasn’t fouled her reputation yet. Everyone screws up sometimes. Hopefully she will learn from this.