Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
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Top comments
Ancients 8
Lovely.
FPsLife 5
Silly guy, he already got to rear-end you, so what was the need to ask you out?
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Comments (105)
saranottelling 7
Maybe he thought "dancing" in english meant something else? "You want get in car? You want to dancing? Me dance very very good, you see!" You make the translation and see how it comes out... OP, that's weird and creepy. I'm sorry.
Teki82 0
lol
mollymaykitty 0
How does a dance make up for running into someone? I'm sorry OP. I hope your car isn't damaged or badly damaged.
UK_fml 0
I'm sure that he was not trying to make it up, also he probably had no intentions to hurt her but he must be so ugly that he can't get a date and after the crash that is the only thing he saw, an oportunity!
Valter 0
kill that spick
UK_fml 0
indeed that is ****** up and probably scary for a girl, but next time do yourself a favour and avoid those "dark and lonely" areas!
omg2010 0
lol was he Mexican?
mckkayua 0
oh thats freaky. but he must have known English if he asked u to dance
ozymandias_fml 0
It's Minnesota. The 'scariest part of downtown' is not all that scary -- even in Minneapolis/St. Paul. Cry me a river.
cpmerr 0
both your comment and this post are extreme. downtown is safe. there are unsafe areas in both cities. did you grow up in the city? linden hills perhps? posting from burnsville maybe?
TryToBeKind 0
I really hate when men take any opportunity to ask a girl out. I mean seriously! Come on!
Gobsnoglin 0
I had no idea there were scary parts of town in MN. Live and learn.