Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
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Top comments
Ancients 8
Lovely.
FPsLife 5
Silly guy, he already got to rear-end you, so what was the need to ask you out?
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Comments (105)
Ancients 8
Lovely.
responses 0
@op your telling me that he didn't speak any English but he knew how o ask you on a date? and he could say insurance agency?? BS
pleasenopuffin 0
@5: You're telling me that if someone can't speak English they also can't use body language? or even broken English? You're statement is invalid, and you should apologize to the community for being so stupid and ignorant.
babybubz 0
agreed. OP said HARDLY any English ..not DIDN'T speak any at all..
LMA0 5
It's not at all 'lovely' how this poor, innocent woman was 'rear ended' by a foreign man in the middle of the night while in the scariest part of town. Sicko. ;) OP you're lucky you can't get pregnant from getting rear ended. ;) Just kidding. :p FYL, I hope you're car is fine!
shadow33456 1
you-. him-. <==
maa_rico 4
gay
bigdiesel 1
this site is getting boring
jeterman67 0
then why r u here
Moemoemoe_fml 0
To the 3 last comments: Kids, GTFO off our site.
jisaac09 25
Please excuse my ignorance, but how do you say insurance company in body language??? And OP, should have called the law, its his insurance (if he has any) that should have to pay for the damage and you need a police report to do so.
Freeze_fml 17
Your avatar looks like it's trying to say "****" in body language.
F_ur_life_douche 0
@32 emoji win
tman118 0
ah so OP lives in Houston. I deal with that kind of shit everyday
jisaac09 25
Freeze im tired of telling you...... IM NOT INTO YOU..... shit, i thought i made that clear in the messages, leave me alone, stop harassing me, im not gonna send you pics, leave me alone fag.... Im not gay, im not into guys and im not into you.
crailboyne 0
and ur also not perdix, so stop trying to be.
ShutterSp33d 0
Hmm? Couldn't understand you with Perdicks in your mouth.
PicturePerfectly 0
That's not what she said at all.
LemonMan 0
Agreed.
gomego87 0
Meow.
FusionPlacebo 26
#5: OP said "hardly any"
waynej7 0
that sucks
Metzler31 17
and what did you decide???
premiermois 5
I am going to sympathize with OP if she's referring to Lake Street. Ughhh... *shudder*
shinybluedollar 3
URGH! Lake street. Or in Frogtown over by downtown St. Paul. That place is SCARY!
loto_fml 3
I hate it when FMLs go out of their way to point out when other people don't speak English.
fudrick 0
The man not speaking English in this FML is actually part of the FML. I'm sure trying to sort out an accident with someone who is hitting on you but unable to functionally communicate with you is pretty tough.
slice_of_fried_g 0
Exactly - It's a major detail of the FML if you assume op only speaks English. They said it with no implied racism/whatever-ism.
sidvoltaire 0
its just a detail yo',
Tenjin 0
Wow...
Scourge87 0
Great way to break the ice that one IMO. Not. Not really at the top of the list, is it ?
pandorasnymph 0
i would've called the police. in this situation, better than just solving it friendly :-|
doink 0
Seriously. You are supposed to call the police in a situation like this.
smashitsouop 0
Really? Wow. I would have danced with him......maybe.....
ragsy 7
Look at the bright side. At least you got a date out of it!
acinom 3
lol that's kinda of funny. but if it was me I would be creeped out at the time.
FPsLife 5
Silly guy, he already got to rear-end you, so what was the need to ask you out?
BlueTwist89 0
Lol. I guess it is possible. Come on. If he barely knew any English, maybe he only knew a couple phrases.