teardrops
Australia
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tampa, United States
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Marc
United States
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
leah
San Jose, United States
Cruisin' for a bruisin'
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Dexter
Worst prank ever
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Anonymous
Power move
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
erin
Stranger danger
Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML
permanently scarred
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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RokstaRx88 0
he wasn't being a dick he was showing concern but the stupid irrational bitch punched him
katTKD 0
don't worry op. karma will take care of it
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Comments (201)
WearingHats 14
Dude, make sure you bug her at the START of the month.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Be nicer to Marla, Tyler. You and you deserved it.
lickmyjock 0
Seriously you look like a librarian. Not like there's anything wrong with that or anything. ;-)
loshysucks 0
omg u look like that girl from paramore her name i think is " heyley williams" dammit ur lucky
tweak111 0
omg i from baltimore. bmore ftw
lajaynay 15
Pendatik, is it the kissy face he's making that made you think that too? Or is it just me... O.o...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! Thanks for the compliments, and thanks for the back-up, pen. I don't really see the librarian comparison as an insult, though. I'd actually like to be one, but I'd definitely lose all semblance of a social life around that many books. :]
DarkHelmet 10
Punch her ass back!!!!
loshysucks 0
Listen to "Cheat on me" by The Cribs, it's ACE!
koda446 4
she obviously wasn't ok if she was crying dumb ass and we hate it when we r asked that when we obviously AREN'T!
loshysucks 0
exactly
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
still an irrational action.
greatnt249 0
Then don't get upset when you get no sympathy in the future. After all, you HATE it when people care about how you're doing.
loveurlifeJK 5
51 is right. Sorry, but nobody deserves to get punched in the face for being nice.
RedPillSucks 33
He was asking to see if either he could be of assistance, or if there was anything seriously wrong. Women complain about there not being any nice guys then kick the nuts of the few they find. Nice guys are probably afraid to approach women cause they don't want to be punched in the face or kicked in the nuts.
tygerarmy 35
There is nothing wrong with askin' the obvious question. Hell she could have said yes she is ok and then kept cryin'. I could've easily been the op, comin' up to a stranger askin' are you ok, do you need anything. Is it annoying when people ask questions like that, yes. But I'm not five years old and I don't get to throw a temper tantrum 'cause I'm upset. If I was cryin' and someone asked how I was they might catch some sarcasm, but I'd thank them and either accept/decline their help.
2qewl4u 0
YDI for being nice and considerate. Today's society doesn't deserve nice and considerate.
imright24 0
She's just another psycho bitch.
greatnt249 0
#19, you say that like women don't cry randomly...I've seen it happen.
antoinemartinez 0
I get hugs and kisses when I do that
Cjmw 7
Hormones, eh?
loshysucks 0
why do scottish people say eh ?
WearingHats 14
I used to live in Scotland, and I'm pretty sure there weren't that many "ehs" going around. Maybe you're thinking of Canada?
loshysucks 0
i dont know but iknow so many people live in scotland and they usually say eh.. ... hmm eh