Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Cruisin' for a bruisin'
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Worst prank ever
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Power move
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Stranger danger
Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Top comments
RokstaRx88 0
he wasn't being a dick he was showing concern but the stupid irrational bitch punched him
katTKD 0
don't worry op. karma will take care of it
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (201)
Ficklefart 0
what a mean person
Ficklefart 0
hey snapper ur suck
Biggreentractor7 0
lol girls are impossible to understan
RachelHellYeah 0
That's so true! We are impossible to understand, but we're worth it;)
Frenchtony 17
Chapeau l'autiste!
lanark 8
haha
seahorses4eva 4
Perhaps she doesn't like being asked obviously stupid questions, by a random stranger. Since she was crying, I would assume she probably wasn't OK. And if in fact she wasn't, what was the next step of your plan? Buy her ice cream, say, 'OK, just wondering' and walk away, sit there and listen to her complain about whatever it was that had her upset? Regardless, that will teach you for trying to practice the Golden Rule. Chump.
moonlight_daze 8
So what have you learned?
rety1 13
I would have hit her back.
Sleekhope 0
Stranger girls, should not be messed with. If you still want to have a go, helmets, abdomen protection.. well complete body armour for that matter.. I digress. Back on topic-weird girl.
Senato 1
sounds like someones got some anger issues