teardrops
Australia
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tampa, United States
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Marc
United States
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
leah
San Jose, United States
Cruisin' for a bruisin'
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Dexter
Worst prank ever
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Anonymous
Power move
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
erin
Stranger danger
Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML
permanently scarred
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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RokstaRx88 0
he wasn't being a dick he was showing concern but the stupid irrational bitch punched him
katTKD 0
don't worry op. karma will take care of it
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mad2physicist 0
Welcome to the world of dealing with women. At least the ones who are, as someone put it here, 'stupid irrational b!tches.'
Justincolon22 15
what a bitch!
gaga_fierce 0
Eh, well I see you had good intentions OP, but lesson be learned- girls can be very sensitive and emotional. Don't take it personally, she was obviously in a bad mood because of whatever reason she was crying about.
XDJxEKOX 0
Shit like that happends op, dnt worry bout it
BossHog 0
wow what a *****
TomAndroidNinja 0
YDI
MidnightBlossom 2
Gimme a P! Gimme a M! Gimme a S! What's that spell? BIOTCH! But seriously, pwned.
jjrebel26 0
ydi for farting on her making her cry in the first place
indiablue 4
if she's crying then shes not alright, obviously. duhh
lmhpdx 0
You must be pretty ugly.