Today, I woke up to a horrible smell only to realize that my dog had peed all over my leg cast during the night. I can't get another one because the closest doctors are all on Christmas vacation. Guess this is an early Christmas present from my dog. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
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Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Get yourself some hydrogen peroxide, saturate the areas where the urine is, then saturate the same areas with a pet odor deodorizer. Perhaps try some baking soda coated on there to absorb odors?
emmeelgee 10
I got a pen cap stuck in my cast when I broke my foot. I have a scar now. I think you have it worse... Sorry OP.
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emmeelgee 10
I got a pen cap stuck in my cast when I broke my foot. I have a scar now. I think you have it worse... Sorry OP.
Steve089 9
Just wash it lol
Metalslipp 15
You can't "just wash" a cast.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
They have washable cast now a days. OP Im sorry your dog pissed on it. Ask for a washable one next time.
MichaelDeSanta 20
As if a cast wasn't bad enough in the first place! Maybe spray it with some Febreze until you can get it changed.
ChaoticGamer 14
That's what I am doing lol so far it seems to get rid of some of the smell
Ichiya 29
2 tablespoons of bleach in a gallon of water. Put it in a spray bottle and spray until just damp. Let set for 5 min then take damp cloth and rinse. Should clean it nicely
dadumtss 14
:)
Tarlachia 33
Get yourself some hydrogen peroxide, saturate the areas where the urine is, then saturate the same areas with a pet odor deodorizer. Perhaps try some baking soda coated on there to absorb odors?
Tarlachia 33
Before anyone asks I'm a professional carpet cleaner, and I think it'd be ok to do that for a cast.
ChaoticGamer 14
Woah interesting definitely going to try that!
CLOTHESPlN 17
There's some stuff that I think 3M makes, its an odor neutralizer that works super well (albeit you'll smell like recently cleaned restroom) but its non bleaching and comes in a small bottle. Try it out if you want, it might be all of 10 bucks online
blostrich_ 19
baking soda does do the job. my cat had pissed all over my brother's bed and we just dumped a shit ton of baking soda. it eliminated the odor quickly and soaked up the urine.
TheNewGuy03 29
I guess this is Santa's way of taking the piss.
themysteriousfox 18
Maybe if you call around you'll find someone. They'd understand and probably wouldn't want your cast to just sit and get nasty.
ochomurph 8
Guess you have to cut off your leg
clawstrophobic 15
Pee on his bed and say that the dry cleaners are closed for Christmas
confused_wandere 26
Because dogs know what dry cleaners and Christmas are don't they? Not to mention the fact that that is just plain mean.
Tikaani96 15
I don't think your dog loves you. my dogs have never peed on me..
confused_wandere 26
On the contrary, dogs pee on things they class as theirs. So perhaps it's the other way around.
joelp232 17
mayb try using febreze...might be able to get rid of the odor