Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
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Top comments
Xcizer 17
Who let you dogs out? You! You! You!
ezrocks4u 29
I guess the expletive you could use here would be "dog gone"?
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Comments (50)
vegantreegirl 26
Ydi, 100%
BasedgodFYB 8
Sounds like your dog kinda hates you
Oceanborn_fml 24
28, so do you also train your passengers to not need a seatbelt? It's just irresponsible to not restrain your animal while driving.
IorvethTheXolo 8
People are so concerned about the dog not being restrained, but I am more concerned about the fact that your dog bit you. ALL dogs have a line that, when crossed, will cause them to bite."If it has teeth, it can bite and if it has hooves, it can kick." And, frankly, there are many cases where the dog's bite has been justified. However, what could you have possibly been doing while driving to provoke any dog to bite the back of your neck? When you find your dog (and I hope you do), I think you have some major issues to work on here. Having your dog restrained while driving is the least of your concerns with this animal. If he bit YOU, what's keeping him from biting someone else?
HylianWarrior 21
Why would your dog bite you? Dogs don't just go around biting people without a reason.