azouwa
Today, I was told I'm too old for sex. I'm 35. FML
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There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).
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GhostFox 34
Whoever said that has obviously never been in a nursing home for the elderly. They get up to some major shit in those.
Lobby_Bee 18
Let me guess, your wife told you that?
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GhostFox 34
Whoever said that has obviously never been in a nursing home for the elderly. They get up to some major shit in those.
Lobby_Bee 18
Let me guess, your wife told you that?
azouwa 26
lol Nah, some 20 yo girls I go to school with. but still funny.
Glowworm56 27
just TRY telling that to all those frisky elderly people!
RichardPencil 32
That's what you get when you go trolling the high schools for "dates." Or so I've heard.
azouwa 26
There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).
RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: the assignment was a study of medieval road-building techniques.
Pixiewolfe 46
Obviously the person never clicked on the milf/filf section on **** sites.every one loves sex!
Talented73 54
No you're not, you're torally bangable :-)
fishwizard 6
You're never too old for sex
stephh_1 11
You can never be too old for sex, whoever said that obviously is an idiot!
Rootbeerbum 15
if thatsbtwonold I have 5 years and 4 months to go