Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a stranger. The silence was so awkward that I muttered, “Sometimes I pretend I’m on a reality show.” The stranger just stared at me until the doors opened. We work on the same floor. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
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makaramiracles 18
D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Should've told her to go **** herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.
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Comments (315)
dDailydDosage 8
That's horrible. Don't take it to heart op. she's gonna end up getting what only a snobby bitch deserves. >=(
xoxoboobear 5
You should have screamed at her. What a rude brat.
hellojazzii 0
i would've snatched that phone out of the little ****'s hands and crack it against her skull. i cannot STAND people who are disrespectful for no reason. i am so sorry op, but you really should've said something.
benhd1 14
Some girl was talking about my friend like that on her phone, she was 13-14 "Oh my god, her face is like a minefield, I don't know when the next zit will blow!" I whipped out a myriad of swears and ungodly insults that resulted in her crying and the onlookers giving me a round of applause. 'Twas a proud day.
kitsune3 20
Why be humiliated by things some air-headed little preteen twat said? She's no different than all the other conceited, inconsiderate tools who walk around like they're the most important things ever. Her words may hurt, but in the end, they're still just words. Next time just smack her upside the head and tell her she should be more careful what she says around other people. Piss the wrong person off and bad shit can happen real fast, and she needs to learn that.
jackie1007 0
Dude you should of broke that brats phone..I would've
TianoWolf 4
omg kids have no respect at all
Taymah49 7
I would have said something
HmongJohn 9
Extremely disrespectful... You would be 110% justified in saying something back...
daps29 11
Hyper attention grabber girls are retarted in my opinion