Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a stranger. The silence was so awkward that I muttered, “Sometimes I pretend I’m on a reality show.” The stranger just stared at me until the doors opened. We work on the same floor. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
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makaramiracles 18
D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Should've told her to go **** herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.
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KingxRaven 2
**** jesus. slap a hoe next time
Layswag 3
How can someone say you deserve that
unicornpower56 7
What the hell? My little sister is 11 and knows not to talk about people behind their back or in front of them, my parents even talk about people behind their backs but me and my sister know not too cause its rude. I'm really sorry for what our generation has come too.
watchclock 11
I feel like I might be one of the last polite teenagers in the universe. Until I was 11, I called people " ma'm" and "sir". I waited until the people got off the elevator before I got on, I stood in line quietly and patiently until the people in front were done ordering, and I actually did help elderly people to get where they were going. Of course, I didn't have a phone, music, or any other big technology. And I read most of the books for my age, in our public library. I sometimes think that my brothers and I were the only well brought-up kids. when I hear about and see what today's kids are like.
eash 10
She has such low self esteem if she's doing that to you
Celestia1982 5
If this is true, then FYL. However, I'm leaning toward fake, as I've never known ANYONE that could keep cell signal in an elevator. So either she was a little bitch pushing your buttons by name calling, or you're a shameless attention/sympathy seeker, in which case, YDI.
skittyskatbrat 19
The person on the other end of the phone can't see her. So anything you say, she can't disprove. Things like "Are you done taking a shit? We've been waiting in line for twenty minutes!" or whatever embarrassing comment that she would not want a friend to overhear..... Just be nice and loud so you know the other person heard it.
fantasyworld 39
You should have said something.
SquirrellyGirl 20
What a little bitch
cupcakegirl0424 27
I would have hit her on he back if the head. Idc if she is my age or older it isn't ok yo talk about people. I'm 200 percent sure that your precious and beautiful and she was just jealous. :) Stay awesome OP