Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I had orientation at T.J. Maxx when I got my period and it was heavier than normal. I bled all over my pants and got so much of it on the chair, I couldn’t hide it. The lady doing my orientation had to get a whole different chair. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
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pjsr 33
Today a woman came through my checkout line to buy a pair of pants with a massive bloodstain in the crotch, and I had to handle them to ring them up and bag them. I tried to pretend I didn’t notice, but I think she knew. The pants were white. I don’t get paid enough for this! FML
silvermoon5033 26
Because some women can get their period a week or longer before it is due. So should they never attempt to wear white? I once got mine less than a week and a half after I had my previous (due to imbalance with a medication), so honestly, most or at least many, women have no idea when to expect it.
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RichardPencil 32
You don’t want him anyways. A guy working in women’s clothing is most likely not into girls anyways. That’s a stereotype that may or may not hold, but he’s definitely poor. No one who can afford to do something else puts up with the bullshit of retail.
RichardPencil 32
So, how did it go? I lasted two weeks in retail and it was garbage!
pjsr 33
Today a woman came through my checkout line to buy a pair of pants with a massive bloodstain in the crotch, and I had to handle them to ring them up and bag them. I tried to pretend I didn’t notice, but I think she knew. The pants were white. I don’t get paid enough for this! FML
Heeshka 7
This is the finest example of a copy/paste FML I have ever witnessed. Bravo!!
Heeshka 7
Why are you booing me when I'm right?
T1A2Z3 35
Bleach them and sell them online or give them to charity? I'm sorry for your pain :-/
Shabnam Moghal 14
Why would you try on a pair of white pants when you know your periods are due? YDI
silvermoon5033 26
Because some women can get their period a week or longer before it is due. So should they never attempt to wear white? I once got mine less than a week and a half after I had my previous (due to imbalance with a medication), so honestly, most or at least many, women have no idea when to expect it.
raven_of_azarath 35
Periods aren’t guaranteed to come when you expect. Many girls/women have irregular periods. And even if it’s regular, you don’t know the exact time it’s going to start. What should she have done? Use a tampon 24/7 just in case?
AmbrosiaFan 19
Some women don't know when their period will arrive... Not everyone is regular.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Should've just played it off like they already looked like that
Toerag 1
Never read so much crap in my life .. nobody's period starts with a flow like niagra falls or even enough to stain a pair of pants and the what does him being cute have anything to do with it? Because if he wasn't you wouldn't have been bothered? YDI a million times over
zhifii 16
oh no, it can happen. one sneeze and its a waterfall.
Serenti 19
Painfully obv this is written by a dude that have no idea how peruids work. You are bot going to leave a frigging stain just because you tried them on. Seriously.
Ksweety_fml 27
omg, I'll be so embarrassed
Ksweety_fml 27
to be honest, I wouldn't buy it. I would kept at the store somewhere in the dressing room. 😂