Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, at a fancy restaurant, I walked into the restroom. After washing my hands, I looked up and noticed the urinals and the sudden presence of three very confused men. I had walked into the men’s bathroom. I pretended to check my phone like I was lost. FML
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Top comments
Lady_Face 12
Why wasn't the door locked??
Ambient25 25
Woah wait wait, hold on. Am I the only one here who is actually pissed at OP for being the guy who goes in a 1 person restroom to sit and chill?? Freaking go in there and do your dew with consideration. Jeez.
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Comments (84)
jw90 18
Did he offer to shake your hand?
lopsop 12
Well they were clean
Damian95 16
It would be the polite thing to do. I mean he violated you with his eyes. The least he could do was show a little respect.
omgitsmoe 26
How did he come in?
Ambient25 25
Through the faucet, like in the movie 'Phantoms"
Lady_Face 12
Why wasn't the door locked??
Ambient25 25
Woah wait wait, hold on. Am I the only one here who is actually pissed at OP for being the guy who goes in a 1 person restroom to sit and chill?? Freaking go in there and do your dew with consideration. Jeez.
Koppol 15
I hope he at least knocked first. I mean the whole barging in thing is rude, but at least start off well.
flea_of_death 23
Exactly what I was thinking. I hate when people take their time in one person restrooms. Other people have to pee too =P
masterblaster288 14
22 obviously the door was unlocked so he probably figured the bathroom was open
Warmonger_Smurf 29
The door was locked. Because the other guy didn't say a word, we can assume he was a ninja. Locked doors means nothing to a ninja.
daytoday21 10
20- sometimes you have to take a shit
Ambient25 25
#51 you miss the point. Take it and go, don't sit and mess around online. It's a 1 person stall, maybe in a busy place...besides OP didn't reference he was doing anything when the guy walked in, so more evidence to him just sitting there plugging away on his phone
copy_tht_jojo 12
I was going to ask the same question.
Koppol 15
27 I didn't think of it like that, I usually knock first for good measure because I've forgotten to lock the door when using public bathrooms a couple times. But yeah, that makes sense.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
no 51 didnt miss the point. ..if op was taken a shit then getting on fml to pass the time is fine. op wasnt just "chillen" in the bathroom in that case. op sorry for your embarrassing incident.
swampbaby985 30
Maybe OP was taking a crap and sitting on the toilet?
The_9th_Doctor 18
must have wanted a friend
sayyestothedress 24
#98, FAIL! If he's taking a shit, of course he would be sitting on the toilet!
arich6210 22
If it was a one person stall you might as well "chill" in there until someone knocks on the door or jiggles the door knob.. That obviously didn't happen lol
BobbiLove 10
That'd be so awkward :o
Pesticides 19
does anyone think of what the other guy was thinking when he saw op on the John?
colton_colton 50
That's why ya lock the door!
reaxion 25
Locking the door might help prevent that next time...
Pesticides 19
My friend and I went to a Wendy's one time and the bathroom for one didn't have a lock. so we traded off blocking out the door for each other. point is, not all have a lock
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I dont know why youre getting thumbed down ... u made a valid point 81.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Although, generally, when you walk into an unlocked bathroom and find someone going to the bathroom, you say "sorry" and then leave.
bradleysol 11
I would've been yelling at him. That a just freaky.
illegalbeagle69 23
Yell at him for your mistake of not locking the door?
BrookRae 19
Well the guy could have left when he noticed someone in there but he didn't so.
GrayGoblin 6
At least he didn't try to pee in the same toilet/urinal like a previous FML post!
Askzombie 14
At least nod back man
SumBur 11
At least he didn't try to use the same toilet as you.
Sinistra_Blue 12
"Need me to get that toilet paper for you?"
Wizardo 34
Restroom Etiquette 101: One dick at a time please.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
10 - Words to live by in other situations of life as well. #thestruggle
Zack6849 8
Unless you're into that kind of thing.