Mr lafayette, us 35 years-old Single
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
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