Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
New look
Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Top comments
RandomChickXD 0
free piercings are the best kind of piercings!
coffeeandcream 8
hey, it's better to get your eyebrow pierced than your eye.
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Comments (145)
franticravyn 7
Just be thankful it was your eyebrow, not your crotch...
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
Yikes! ;~;
Shayton 12
Lesson learned. No fishing for you.
lasergoespewpew 0
I N F E C T E D.
itsalanis 25
oh my, i just cringe at the sight of it...
Kirashai 9
You saw this happen?
crazychick1269 7
That happened to me before!!! Except it was on my ear....
OakChair 14
I have this mental image of a fish hook decorated in glitter with peace signs everywhere. Hey, for the fashion-conscious fishermen, anything goes.
sleepyN 0
your doing it wrong
Wheredidgrungego 12
"you're" spelling it wrong
LolMoqz 10
I'll fix it for him. P I E R C I N G S , you're doing it wrong.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
You should probably go get a tetanus shot.
Calyx_fml 22
Hooker.