Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
New look
Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Top comments
RandomChickXD 0
free piercings are the best kind of piercings!
coffeeandcream 8
hey, it's better to get your eyebrow pierced than your eye.
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Comments (145)
almathis1994 6
Your the catch of the day...
almathis1994 6
You're*
skulskinator 5
Hey that's happens to me all the time!
wolfsheart 14
That's kinda a bad ass piercing
yourkindacool18 5
OP-maybe you'll start a trend!
sexylegs17 5
Well now you know how fish feel when they get hooked lololol
skyorpia101 4
Hey that same thing happened to my,lip. My friend sucks at fishing and she yessss she swung it back and forth and thought she got it caught in a tree and kept yanking let's just say it was a long day in the emergency rook.
Hopsin_fml 0
Maybe 67 has a secret fetish involving fish hooks and talking about them drives him off the walls.
je_suis_fml 11
how dare you come onto the Internet and say stop oppose to.... logging off? now there's a thought. lol "just stop you two" *in my whiny voice* get over yourself.. ugh
Alexandriabieber 0
Uhmm I don't get the op FML? Was it on purpose?
aPieceOfFruit 16
Last time I do my fish impression on a boat......