Today, a DJ friend of mine offered me a part in one of his tracks. I was flattered, and accepted. All I ended up singing was, "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" over and over again in the background. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML
Today, after spending weeks working on a song that meant a lot to me, I reluctantly posted it online. The "friend" who'd convinced me to post it, commented, "This is the worst shit I've ever heard." He got 30 likes, along with a barrage of agreeing, equally terrible comments. FML
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, I signed up for karaoke at a bar, thinking I’d picked a fun, easy song. When it started playing, I realized I'd unknowingly chosen the eight-minute extended remix with two full guitar solos. I had to awkwardly sway on stage for five minutes while everyone drank their beers silently. FML
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Top comments
yoursucklives 36
that sounds like a lovely song!
gc327072 31
With the kinda music popular today, that sounds like it could be a #1 hit.
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Comments (117)
IloveToLaugh143 21
I suck.
TheZigg 8
No shit!
Nilorak 24
You don't say...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
omg...really!???!
JustinKirby 20
Every reply goes into the negatives.... So why the **** am I replying to #1 ....
MichellinMan 20
All of you, just shhh.....
False_Stupidity 42
To Join the negative bandwagon, of course #36
Rainhawk94 27
Shhhhh be vewy quiet , im hunting wabbits
ArielTheMermaid 17
Wow, 1, if only there was a button for that
domking1315 20
#63 there isnt though...
IloveToLaugh143 21
I did not comment that I suck. Who ever edited my comment, it's not funny.
MichellinMan 20
74# Don't be so stuck up about it. One of the mods probably did that. (Those sneaky little bastards...) But yes. It is funny.
Meettitan 14
You probably wrote "First!!!1!1" and got modded.
UnluckyGenius 21
I smell goat cheese!
IloveToLaugh143 21
I wrote, "That sucks."
SpicyDuck 22
Probably autocorrect. Your phone knows you better than you know yourself!!
DocBastard 40
Ilovetolaugh - It sure looks to me like you said it. It's right there with your name on it. Maybe just before you cry yourself to sleep because you suck so much, you can try to figure out WHY you suck. Only then can you change it. Good luck.
MooCowPlywood 9
93, no, I saw the comment earlier, it said "that sucks" but someone funnied it up! :)
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
way to be a bastard, docbastard! I hope ilovetolaugh doesn't commit suicide because someone bullied him online. all of you on here that find it funny or becoming to humiliate someone online is just worthless. go find something else to fulfill your life's emptiness.
levention 18
merry Christmas
livelobster123 14
This is the first time I've logged into this account in months. I logged into it just to say that yes, #1, you suck.
yoursucklives 36
that sounds like a lovely song!
dotalover 15
to dedicate ex gfs
Sports_guy3 28
Can I buy the track?
SokDek 14
OP, Is your friend Jesse Pinkman by chance?
pwnman 33
I just started the show and I love it!
J_Kertz 14
Or Nicki Minaj.
jonahwalzer 12
Im sorry OP! But today, thats how some music actually is....
whyisitme12 19
Yes your so right. They had a song with the chorus "my nigga my nigga", that was also the name of the song. It was a major hit to!!!
Sports_guy3 28
I agree with #3. If you don't, look up, "Versace", "My Nigga" and "Sh!t" on YouTube.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
The friend is a DJ, if the friend still spins then I understand why the "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" is needed
jazzy_123 20
what if the DJ was giving OP a hint....?
cryssycakesx3 23
I love the my nigga, my nigga song. or my "hitter," my "hitter,"
DragonDude 24
This is why I stay away from rap, pop, and computerized shit. Call me a hipster, but **** the mainstream music.
iammeorami 25
What about rap + pop = Raop
yoursucklives 36
there's actually a german guy who has an album called "raop" and his music is just that
MacItUp 8
Which is ironic because from a musical stand point boy bands actually have talent. They play instruments, can harmonize correctly, heck they sing and dance while fat rappers like Rick Ross can barely sway with dieing
gc327072 31
With the kinda music popular today, that sounds like it could be a #1 hit.
sabrinalynn22 19
Unfortunately
karlcolt45 19
sounds like a good song to share with the ex girlfriend
dotalover 15
came here to post this wasnt disappointed ;-)
Kibaruto 33
Came here to see #17's post was disappointed.
BassTurdo 22
Maybe you are
cyttex 13
Who wants to play the "let's assume shit we don't know anything About game" I don't...
ohSNAPyall 27
Electric bitch!
\ 28
Steampunk gerbil!
booze_n_bitches 37
Is he hinting at you? Perhaps he isn't even a song writer...
nickn426 14
Doesn't sound like much of a friend.
orphinz 3
He gave his friend a chance to sing on a track of his, bad lyricist or not
Sirpence 9
Well, are you?