Username
United States
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
CoalRose
Santa Clara, United States
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
ouchbrow
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
New look
Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
the_pheasant66
Ireland
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
piercingfreak
New Zealand
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
pierced.
Reno, United States
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Top comments
RandomChickXD 0
free piercings are the best kind of piercings!
coffeeandcream 8
hey, it's better to get your eyebrow pierced than your eye.
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Comments (145)
jren207 24
Hook, line, and sinker.
worldcupcheer17 0
134- or maybe I just have a different opinion than all of you which is obviously not okay to people. I thought it was okay to state your own opinion but I guess being different isn't okay?
Encore_ 5
Well, at least you got a hook up today ;)
Friaza 29
I hope your eyebrow is still attached to your face...
The_Commentor_ 6
Oh damn. Imagine if thar went a little lower.
AD76 1
I don't believe that's sanitary.
crashley21 10
Ouch! There was a story on 1000 ways to die when a girl caught a fish and it landed in her mouth down her throat and stuck out it's gills. It was stuck there and cut her throat every time she pulled. She died.
yourkindacool18 5
i saw this episode! hahaaha
wannbaussiegurl 4
ouch!
Brandon01 1
yeah i know how you feel only when i was 13 my cousin who was fishing for the first time hooked me right in the ear.
V19Spartan 1
Free clit piercings! Hook line and pinker