Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
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jerseyboy732 16
I knew that duck looked sketchy
mycheese 0
I guess Disney land isn't such a small world after all
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Cad6 24
Disney world is going to become the Bronx of amusement parks.
perdix 31
I got sodomized at the entrance gate. I tried to press charges, but with millions of people lining up every year to bend over and take it up the ass, the Orlando Police weren't interested in helping out the victims.
sydvicious1234 0
Oh man that must suck!! I was just there last June and I wanted to jump of the small world boat ride into the water so bad!!
Sw33ttp13 1
Smh
mughni 10
Some one did become happy
dukie420 4
Sucks
luckylove869 7
Then maybe you should go to Hershey , the sweetest place on Earth .
iloveweed69 7
I never went to Disney world :'(
TheFamilyElf 17
Was it chip and/or dale? Those are quite mischievous little chipmunks. I wouldn't be surprised.
shrdlu 28
When I went to Disney World, about the first thing that happened to me was an employee closing the monorail door on my hand.