Anonymous
United States
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
disney
United States
Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
FailureAtLife121
United States
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Betchsadface
United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
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jerseyboy732 16
I knew that duck looked sketchy
mycheese 0
I guess Disney land isn't such a small world after all
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candyrox101 0
actually the happiest place on earth is disneyland
skyeyez9 25
When my family visited there when my brother and I were kids (while we watched a parade) it was very crowded. My brother later told us an older man kept asking my brother if he wanted to go with him, and that he had a box of kittens he wanted to show him. He was standing near us but since it was so crowded and everybody was close together, my parents didn't notice.
neffygamez 6
Dang that's sad
shamanstriker 3
That happened to me too!! I was out 120$
FatTony2010 4
Go on a rampage and burn it down!
jreuscher 0
I don't believe it.
joppe14 0
Was goofy there to cheer you up ??
idoam 8
I don't know why you are getting thumbs down. This is clearly a sarcastic comment, and something no one has pointed out. It is incredibly crowded there. How did no one notice this happening?
scooter50 12
oh the irony
chujel1302 1
Zippity do dah!